Funny Bear Facts

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Smokey bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey says he now puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them.
Smokey bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey says he now puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them.

Quick Fire Jokes,  70th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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You don't have to run faster than the bear. You just have to run faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
You don't have to run faster than the bear. You just have to run faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.


Relatable Posts,  Funny Running Posters,  Run Jokes,  
    
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People in sleeping bags...

Are the soft tacos of the bear world
People in sleeping bags...

Are the soft tacos of the bear world


Memes,  Bears Jokes,  Bear Meme  
    
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Most animals look funny when you shave them.

But bears just look plain scary.
Most animals look funny when you shave them.

But bears just look plain scary.


Bear Meme,  Short Animal Jokes,  Funny Shaving Jokes,  Funny Scary Images,  
    
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Q: Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper?

A: Because he was already stuffed.


Laffy Taffy Jokes List,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Silly Questions,  
    
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what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 

except for bears, bears will kill you.
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

except for bears, bears will kill you.


Funny Bear Jokes,  Funny Life Advice  
    
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After pandas mate, the females chase the males out of their territory and raise the cubs on their own.
After pandas mate, the females chase the males out of their territory and raise the cubs on their own.

Funny Animal Facts,  Educational Jokes  
    
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Each bear cub in a litter can have a different father.
Each bear cub in a litter can have a different father.

Funny Baby Daddy Jokes,  Bear Jokes,  
    
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The Grizzly Bear can run as fast as the average horse!!
The Grizzly Bear can run as fast as the average horse!!

Fast Jokes,  Grizzly Bear Jokes,  Funny Animal Facts  
    
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