Funny Beer Quotes

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a pint of  a day won't keep the doctor away and a pint with a kilt can help you meet some wonderful nurses.
a pint of a day won't keep the doctor away and a pint with a kilt can help you meet some wonderful nurses.

Nurse Jokes,  
    
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they say flint water is safe to drink

no thanks, i think i have a
they say flint water is safe to drink

no thanks, i think i have a


Flint Meme,  Drunk Baby Meme (theme),  
    
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a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

"a  please, and one for the road."
a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

"a please, and one for the road."


Beer Jokes And Quotes,  Road Jokes,  
    
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if you don't like  and the grateful dead, i'm not gonna touch your .
if you don't like and the grateful dead, i'm not gonna touch your .

Rock Music Jokes,  Funny Tinder,  
    
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Ordered a beer for the Aldo Macregor fight

Aaaaand I should have ordered a shot
Ordered a beer for the Aldo Macregor fight

Aaaaand I should have ordered a shot


Memes,  Ufc Memes,  Ufc Jokes,  
    
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the stockin's wuz hung
by the gun rack with care, 
in pes that the fat guy
would fill'em with .
the stockin's wuz hung
by the gun rack with care,
in pes that the fat guy
would fill'em with .


Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Best Xmas Jokes,  
    
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I'm gonna drink this martini but if

My budlight ain't here in 5 your all going to die!
I'm gonna drink this martini but if

My budlight ain't here in 5 your all going to die!


Memes,  Martini Jokes,  
    
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fact: there is always time for one more
fact: there is always time for one more

Funny Quotes,  100 Funny Facts,  
    
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love has 4 letters and so does
love has 4 letters and so does

Funny Quotes,  Silly Love Quotes,  
    
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Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.

Funny Quotes,  Balloon Jokes,  
    
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Wifi

Awesome 
Beer
Free
Wifi

Awesome
Beer


Memes,  Funny Restaurant Signs,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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happy birthday leo

bring more
happy birthday leo

bring more


Memes,  Leo Meme,  Leo Jokes,  
    
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its strange w 8 gles of water a day seems impossible but 8 s is so  easy!
its strange w 8 gles of water a day seems impossible but 8 s is so easy!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Drinking Posters,  
    
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" makes you feel the way you ought to feel witut "

-henry lawson
" makes you feel the way you ought to feel witut "

-henry lawson


Funny Quotes,  Funny Alcohol Posters,  
    
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I rescued some beer. It was trapped in a bottle.
I rescued some beer. It was trapped in a bottle.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  
    
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