Funny Being Single Quotes

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Im single and ready to mingle... but like I like being single.. but I also want attention... and also the people I like don't seem interested in me.... but the ones I dont like do.. but I'm picky so then I'm back to square 1.. see my dilemma
Im single and ready to mingle... but like I like being single.. but I also want attention... and also the people I like don't seem interested in me.... but the ones I dont like do.. but I'm picky so then I'm back to square 1.. see my dilemma

Memes,  Funny Dating Quotes,  
    
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Shoutout to all the single women that complain about being single but never go out. Just waiting on Mr. Right to break in to your house
Shoutout to all the single women that complain about being single but never go out. Just waiting on Mr. Right to break in to your house

Memes,  Shout Out Jokes,  
    
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Don;t let the fact that you're single and Valentine's Day is coming up put you in a depressed mood. It's not your fault you;re ugly, you have nothing to being to the table and no one wants to b with you because you're so dull & boring
Don;t let the fact that you're single and Valentine's Day is coming up put you in a depressed mood. It's not your fault you;re ugly, you have nothing to being to the table and no one wants to b with you because you're so dull & boring

Memes,  Anti Valentines Day Jokes,  Funny Valentines Sayings,  
    
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Me: I think I want to stay single

Inner me: Like you have a choice
Me: I think I want to stay single

Inner me: Like you have a choice


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me: Ima be single forever smh

Person: Don't say that! You're great & any1 would be lucky to have u

Me: So is you tryna cuff me?

Them:
Me: Ima be single forever smh

Person: Don't say that! You're great & any1 would be lucky to have u

Me: So is you tryna cuff me?

Them:


Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Me: "I've met a boy"
A week later:

That's over.
It's cancelled.
Me: "I've met a boy"
A week later:

That's over.
It's cancelled.


Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  Jokes For Girls,  
    
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when someone asks me why i'm still single i be like "i donno i tught i was cool as ..."
when someone asks me why i'm still single i be like "i donno i tught i was cool as ..."

Memes,  Single Memes,  Good Luck Charlie Meme,  
    
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know why your single ladies?

because you have a in bullring!
know why your single ladies?

because you have a in bullring!


Nose Ring Jokes,  Pauly D Meme,  Funny Diss Jokes,  
    
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There's 2 types of single people

Desperately wants to be in a relationship

Desperately wants to stay single as long as possible

I'm both.
There's 2 types of single people

Desperately wants to be in a relationship

Desperately wants to stay single as long as possible

I'm both.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  
    
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es be unbothered but also unclaimed
es be unbothered but also unclaimed

Funny Jokes,  Insults To Women,  
    
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the face you make

when your rny with no !!
the face you make

when your rny with no !!


Memes,  That Face You Make,  Horny Meme,  
    
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look at me

i'm single af now
look at me

i'm single af now


Memes,  Look At Me Meme,  Funny Movie Quote,  
    
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But you Single?
But you Single?

Memes,  Being Single,  
    
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being single sucks

all i get to do is whatever the  i want
being single sucks

all i get to do is whatever the i want


Memes,  Sarcastic Images,  Sarcastic One Liners On Love,  
    
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I told God I wanted a bae by winter,

He canceled winter
I told God I wanted a bae by winter,

He canceled winter


Funny Quotes,  Bae Jokes,  Funny Winter Quotes,  
    
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