Funny Bible Quotes

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Moses: I'm going up the mountain to talk to God! Don't do anything crazy while I'm gone.

Israelites:
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Moses: I'm going up the mountain to talk to God! Don't do anything crazy while I'm gone.

Israelites:


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And lo, the Lord said unto Felicia

"Fare thee well"
And lo, the Lord said unto Felicia

"Fare thee well"


Memes,  Funny Jesus Quotes,  Funny Farewell Quotes,  
    
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I don't always use the bible when I preach...

But when I do, I don't
I don't always use the bible when I preach...

But when I do, I don't


Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Joel Osteen Jokes,  
    
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the bible said come 2 church as you are

not smelling like liquor & dry nut
the bible said come 2 church as you are

not smelling like liquor & dry nut


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someone spread ors that my mother was a 

and i was like..."nah bro" she's still a virgin
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someone spread ors that my mother was a

and i was like..."nah bro" she's still a virgin


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"Thou shall get rebounds"

Air Max 8:28
"Thou shall get rebounds"

Air Max 8:28


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The Bible says...

"And take the helmet of salvation..."

#ephesians 6:17
The Bible says...

"And take the helmet of salvation..."

#ephesians 6:17


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And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

The he made the earth round. And laughed and laughed and laughed...
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

The he made the earth round. And laughed and laughed and laughed...


Memes,  God Meme,  Funny God Quotes,  
    
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No weapon formed

Against me shall prosper!
No weapon formed

Against me shall prosper!


Memes,  Christian Humor,  
    
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tu shall not cuddle with thy side e - thions 10:17
tu shall not cuddle with thy side e - thions 10:17

Memes,  Side Chick Quotes,  
    
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Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it, "For I did no speak of my own accord" - John 12:49
Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it, "For I did no speak of my own accord" - John 12:49

Memes,  Jesus Funny,  
    
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"Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this." 

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"Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this."

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Funny Ecards,  Christian Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Sooo, Aaron... You actually expect me to believe that you "accidentally" dropped a bunch of gold in the fire and it just "happened" to come out looking like this calf here?!?
Sooo, Aaron... You actually expect me to believe that you "accidentally" dropped a bunch of gold in the fire and it just "happened" to come out looking like this calf here?!?

Funny Pictures,  Funny Bible Comics,  Cute Christian Jokes  
    
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I don't sing hymns. I yell psalms.
I don't sing hymns. I yell psalms.

Memes,  Biblical Jokes,  Cute Christian Jokes  
    
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I want to read the Bible

My phone is dead
I want to read the Bible

My phone is dead


Memes,  First World Problems Memes (theme),  Great Christian Jokes  
    
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