Funny Bible Verses

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Most people translate bible verses differently from their original intention or take them one step farther. Some are just plain bad translations and others are amusing. Like where the bible says that your body is a temple and a larger person would call himself or herself a mega church.

Here is where we have added the most funny bible verses that we could find from all over the Internet. We have looked across the web and taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you have sent out.

While you are here, please take the time to enjoy our collection of quotes, jokes and meme. You can rate all of your favorite ones and share with all of your friends. We are always adding new content to the site, so make sure that you check back often.
Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling... Jude 1:24
Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling... Jude 1:24

Memes,  Funny Beyonce Pictures,  Falling Jokes,  
    
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I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

1 Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

1 Timothy 2:12


Jesus Approves (theme),  Chauvinistic Jokes,  
    
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You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks in you: I am the Lord. Leviticus 19:28

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You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks in you: I am the Lord. Leviticus 19:28

Gets a Bible verse tattoo


Tattoo Humor,  Funny Contradictions,  
    
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Bible verses

Bible verses everywhere
Bible verses

Bible verses everywhere


Everywhere Meme (theme),  Bible Humor,  
    
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I posted a Bible verse on Facebook!

Now all my friends will convert to Christianity!
I posted a Bible verse on Facebook!

Now all my friends will convert to Christianity!


First Day On The Internet Kid (theme),  Funny Christian Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you post Bible verses on Facebook?

You're definitely getting into heaven
Oh, you post Bible verses on Facebook?

You're definitely getting into heaven


Willy Wonka Memes,  Funny Sarcastic Sayings,  
    
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Am I the only Christian around here 

Who thinks Bible verses shouldn't be used in a debate?
Am I the only Christian around here

Who thinks Bible verses shouldn't be used in a debate?


Am I The Only One Around Here (theme),  
    
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leviticus 10:6

do not let your hair become unkempt

tell me more about what the bible says, le.
leviticus 10:6

do not let your hair become unkempt

tell me more about what the bible says, le.


Duck Dynasty Meme (theme),  
    
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Their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. Hosea 13:16

Wow, God is the best
Their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. Hosea 13:16

Wow, God is the best


Bible Humor,  Short Religious Jokes,  
    
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I wonder why I don't hear from the shepherd anymore! 

My sheep listen to my voice; I know the, and they follow me. 

-John 10:27
I wonder why I don't hear from the shepherd anymore!

My sheep listen to my voice; I know the, and they follow me.

-John 10:27


Shepherd Jokes,  Christian Jokes For Kids,  
    
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1 Corinthians 11: 8 - 9

For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
1 Corinthians 11: 8 - 9

For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.


Funny Christian Jokes,  New Relationship Jokes,  
    
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tu shall not checketh for a  tht ain't checking for thee.

lations 4:13
tu shall not checketh for a tht ain't checking for thee.

lations 4:13


Funny Jokes,  Lmfao,  Black Humor,  
    
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tu shalt not wife up tts

lations 10, verse 7
tu shalt not wife up tts

lations 10, verse 7


Memes,  Thot Memes,  
    
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"Thou shall get rebounds"

Air Max 8:28
"Thou shall get rebounds"

Air Max 8:28


Memes,  Nike Jokes,  Funny Bible Quotes,  
    
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no   formed against me shall prosper
no formed against me shall prosper

Funny Quotes,  Diss Quotes,  Best Diss Jokes,  
    
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