Funny Black Friday Quotes

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Black friday is the day after Thanksgiving where most retail stores open early and offer the most insane discounted prices of the year. This is the first official day of the holiday shopping season. People do things like fight over items, trample people to get to the sales, stand on line outside for hours in any kind of weather waiting for the stores to open and the funny black friday quotes on this page touch on all of that and more.

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If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights
If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights

Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  
    
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yall  spent more time camping outside for a tv then seeing your kids all year
yall spent more time camping outside for a tv then seeing your kids all year

Black Friday Humor,  Funny Parenting Quotes,  
    
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What kind of Black Friday deal y'all got? @FAFSA
What kind of Black Friday deal y'all got? @FAFSA

Funny Jokes,  Short Funny Jokes To Tweet,  
    
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You Adrian, I got us a TV #blackfriday
You Adrian, I got us a TV #blackfriday

Movie Humor,  Black Friday Jokes,  Black Friday Meme,  
    
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Black Friday sale.
My house.
You and I.
All clothes will be 100% off.
Black Friday sale.
My house.
You and I.
All clothes will be 100% off.


Black Friday Funny,  Silly Quotes,  
    
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Black Friday

Separating Americans from money they don't really have since 1966.
Black Friday

Separating Americans from money they don't really have since 1966.


Black Friday Humor,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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Teenager Post # 18545

Is there a Black Friday deal for college tuition or is that not a thing.
Teenager Post # 18545

Is there a Black Friday deal for college tuition or is that not a thing.


Tuition Jokes,  College Humor Jokes,  
    
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So you can make it early for Black Friday shopping

But cant make it to church because its too early
So you can make it early for Black Friday shopping

But cant make it to church because its too early


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black friday sale.

my use.

you and i.

all clothes will 100% off.
black friday sale.

my use.

you and i.

all clothes will 100% off.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Sales Quotes,  
    
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Everyone is off Black Friday shopping

And Im just like, "Its not even Friday"
Everyone is off Black Friday shopping

And Im just like, "Its not even Friday"


Memes,  Spiderman Memes,  
    
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Silly girls, Black Friday is for amateurs. Real women shop all the time!
Silly girls, Black Friday is for amateurs. Real women shop all the time!

Funny Ecards,  Black Friday Jokes,  Funny Ecards For Her,  
    
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these  confused now don't know if they shuld save them food stamps for thanksgiving

or if they suld sell em' for black friday
these confused now don't know if they shuld save them food stamps for thanksgiving

or if they suld sell em' for black friday


Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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Let's pepper spray our way to Black Friday savings!
Let's pepper spray our way to Black Friday savings!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Sales Quotes,  
    
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You people would rather stand in line for hours to but half-priced crap

Than eat a feast?
You people would rather stand in line for hours to but half-priced crap

Than eat a feast?


Memes,  Thanksgiving Day Jokes,  Skeptical Third World Kid (theme),  
    
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Well, I stayed home on Black Friday

But I didn't get trampled to death, So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Well, I stayed home on Black Friday

But I didn't get trampled to death, So I got that going for me, which is nice.


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