Funny Blonde Jokes Clean

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Why do blondes hold their hands tightly over their ears?

Because theyre desperately trying to hold in a thought
Why do blondes hold their hands tightly over their ears?

Because theyre desperately trying to hold in a thought


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Ear Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

--A wind tunnel!
What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

--A wind tunnel!


Ear Puns,  Rude Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?

A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"


Really Silly Jokes,  Funny Wine Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke Ever  
    
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I went to blockbusters last night and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever.
The blonde at the counter said, "NO you have to bring it back tomorrow!"


101 Blonde Jokes,  Dumb Blond Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke Ever  
    
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A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat.


It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.


Blonde Jokes Funny,  Best Blonde Jokes Ever,  Free Blonde Jokes  
    
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How do you exhaust a blonde?

Put her in a round room and tell her there is quarter in the corner!


Quick Blonde Jokes,  Funny Blond Jokes,  Blonde Joke Of The Day  
    
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Did you hear about the blonde that tried to steal a police car? She saw 911 on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Blonde Humor,  Car Humor,  Blonde Insults,  
    
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Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A. It takes too long to retrain them.


Coffee Puns,  Mean Blonde Jokes,  Blonde One Liners  
    
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Win at Operation?

OMG Born to be a doctor
Win at Operation?

OMG Born to be a doctor


Dumb Memes,  Funny Blonde Quotes,  Blonde Memes  
    
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Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.


Car Jokes,  Funny Jokes Of 2014,  Blonde One Liners  
    
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A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.

"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."

"'What about the other ear and your hand?"

"I tried to call for an ambulance."


Blonde Bimbo Jokes,  Doctor Humor,  Funny Jokes For Blondes  
    
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A bird was disturbing a blonde

Finally she caught it & decided to kill it cruelly.

She took it to the top of a building & dropped it.
A bird was disturbing a blonde

Finally she caught it & decided to kill it cruelly.

She took it to the top of a building & dropped it.


Bird Humor,  Funny Jew Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke  
    
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