Funny Blonde Jokes For Kids

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Two blonde girls got locked out of the car with the keys inside. One blonde girl tries to open the door with a crayon, and the other blonde girl says

Hurry up, the sunroof is open!

Clean Short Jokes For Kids,  Cute Little Jokes  

A blonde had two stacks of papers that she got from Prague. She put each of them on opposite sides of a scale. Her goal was to figure out when they would be the same weight. What was she doing?

Balancing her Czech books!

Hilarious Blonde Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Blondes,  

How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies?

Theres M&M shells all over the floor.

Story Jokes Clean,  Candy Jokes,  Short Blonde Jokes  

A blonde's dog goes missing and she is frantic.
Her husband says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
She does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.
"Here boy!" she replies.

Quick Blonde Jokes,  Very Funny Blonde Jokes  

What is a blonds favorite rock group? Air Supply

Quick Blonde Jokes,  Very Funny Blonde Jokes,  Blonde Humor  

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?

A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

Great Blonde Jokes,  Dumb Blonde Jokes For Kids,  Traffic Jokes  

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?

A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

Radio Jokes,  Dumb Blonde Jokes For Kids,  Free Blonde Jokes  

What is eternity?

When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop intersection!

Traffic Jokes,  Blonde People Jokes,  One Liner Blonde Jokes  

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

To remind her that "toes go in first."

Shoe Puns,  Offensive Blonde Jokes,  Rude Blonde Jokes  

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

Stupid Blondes Jokes,  Dumb Blonde Jokes For Kids,  

Librarian: Yes, how can I help you?

Blonde: Hi, I need help with my bibliography, how can I find out Ibids first name?

Name Jokes,  Library Fun Jokes,  Workplace Jokes  

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