Funny Blonde Jokes

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Help blondie go through the maze
Help blondie go through the maze

Funny Pictures,  Puzzle Jokes,  
    
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Answer to blonde's geometry test 

3. Find x. 

Here it is
Answer to blonde's geometry test

3. Find x.

Here it is


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a blonde drops off her black dress at the cleaners. 

on the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "come again." 

the blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey ".
a blonde drops off her black dress at the cleaners.

on the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "come again."

the blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey ".


Funny Jokes,  Nonveg Jokes,  
    
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A blond hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.

Tax Collector: Prostitution is an illegal occupation, you need to change it.

Blonde Hooker: I will go home and think about it mister taxyer.

An hour later she called the Tax Collector.

Blonde Hooker: I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer.

Tax Collector: How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution?

Blonde Hooker: I raised over a thousand cocks last year.


Best Joke Ever,  Best Chicken Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke Ever  
    
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At a doctors office, theres three pregnant women sitting in the waiting room. One brunette, one redhead, and a blonde.

The brunette announces Im having a girl, The redhead asks, How do you know? The brunette replied Because, I was on top when I got pregnant.

The redhead then says, Then I must be having a boy, I was on the bottom when I got pregnant.

Then the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde who is now sobbing uncontrollably. Whats wrong? The brunette asked.

The blonde turned to her and said, Im having a litter of puppies!


Nonveg Jokes,  Brunette Jokes,  Redhead Jokes Funny,  
    
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Blondie roundabout

One way

Or another

Im gonna find ya

Im gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
Blondie roundabout

One way

Or another

Im gonna find ya

Im gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha


Funny Jokes,  Funny Traffic Signs,  
    
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Corn maze for blondes
Corn maze for blondes

Funny Jokes,  Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

A: Theyre both empty from the neck up.


Beer Jokes One Liner,  Mean Humor,  Blonde One Liners,  
    
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Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?

A. Tell her a joke on Friday.


Monday Jokes One Liners,  Funny Friday,  Quick Blonde Jokes  
    
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Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

A: They both wriggle when you eat them.


Spaghetti Jokes,  
    
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Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A. Change.


Penny Jokes,  Random Jokes,  Amazing Jokes,  
    
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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. 

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.


Funny Jokes,  Train Jokes,  
    
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Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb?

A. The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.


Short Funny One Liners,  One Liner Blonde Jokes  
    
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Q. What do you call a smart blonde

A. Labrador


Labrador Retriever Jokes,  Jokes About Dogs,  The Best Blonde Jokes  
    
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

Funny Lawyer Jokes,  Best Joke Ever,  Funny Jokes For Blondes  
    
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