Funny Blonde Jokes

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Help blondie go through the maze
Help blondie go through the maze

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Answer to blonde's geometry test 

3. Find x. 

Here it is
Answer to blonde's geometry test

3. Find x.

Here it is


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A blond hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.

Tax Collector: Prostitution is an illegal occupation, you need to change it.

Blonde Hooker: I will go home and think about it mister taxyer.

An hour later she called the Tax Collector.

Blonde Hooker: I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer.

Tax Collector: How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution?

Blonde Hooker: I raised over a thousand cocks last year.


Best Joke Ever,  Best Chicken Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke Ever  
    
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a blonde drops off her black dress at the cleaners. 

on the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "come again." 

the blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey ".
a blonde drops off her black dress at the cleaners.

on the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "come again."

the blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey ".


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At a doctors office, theres three pregnant women sitting in the waiting room. One brunette, one redhead, and a blonde.

The brunette announces Im having a girl, The redhead asks, How do you know? The brunette replied Because, I was on top when I got pregnant.

The redhead then says, Then I must be having a boy, I was on the bottom when I got pregnant.

Then the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde who is now sobbing uncontrollably. Whats wrong? The brunette asked.

The blonde turned to her and said, Im having a litter of puppies!


Nonveg Jokes,  Brunette Jokes,  Redhead Jokes Funny,  
    
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Corn maze for blondes
Corn maze for blondes

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Blondie roundabout

One way

Or another

Im gonna find ya

Im gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
Blondie roundabout

One way

Or another

Im gonna find ya

Im gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha


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Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

A: Theyre both empty from the neck up.


Beer Jokes One Liner,  Mean Humor,  Blonde One Liners,  
    
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Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A. Change.


Penny Jokes,  Random Jokes,  Amazing Jokes,  
    
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Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?

A. Tell her a joke on Friday.


Monday Jokes One Liners,  Funny Friday,  Quick Blonde Jokes  
    
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Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

A: They both wriggle when you eat them.


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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. 

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.


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Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb?

A. The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.


Short Funny One Liners,  One Liner Blonde Jokes  
    
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Q. What do you call a smart blonde

A. Labrador


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Am I turning into Taylor Swift

My hair is starting to turn blonde and Ive been singing Taylor Swift songs, and I have a strange attraction to Hairy Styles (Note: I am a 35 year old Indian man)

What
Am I turning into Taylor Swift

My hair is starting to turn blonde and Ive been singing Taylor Swift songs, and I have a strange attraction to Hairy Styles (Note: I am a 35 year old Indian man)

What


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