Funny Boyfriend Quotes

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Here is where we have added funny boyfriend quotes, jokes and memes. We searched for the funniest ones that we could find across the Internet and added them here.

You will find funny boyfriend quotes about everything from cheating, annoying girlfriends, jealousy, working out, phone lock codes and being called Daddy. There are even amusing quotes about side dudes, social media likes and statuses and so much more that you can relate to what a boyfriend might be thinking or would say.

While you are here, please take the time to enjoy our collection of quotes, jokes and videos. You can rate all of your favorite ones and share with all of your friends. We are always adding new content to the site, so make sure you check back here often.
Him: "Babe, she's like a sister to me"

Me: "Babe, she's like a ....stfu"
Him: "Babe, she's like a sister to me"

Me: "Babe, she's like a ....stfu"


Memes,  Cardi B Meme,  
    
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Baby she's like a sister to me

Me:
Baby she's like a sister to me

Me:


Memes,  Girlfriend Memes,  Guys Be Like,  
    
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me: im done wit that 

her: im outside

me:
me: im done wit that

her: im outside

me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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"Babe she's just a friend and she says you're pretty"
"Babe she's just a friend and she says you're pretty"

Memes,  Jealousy Jokes,  Girlfriends Be Like,  
    
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Me: She's accusing me of something I actually did

Me to me: Look her in the eyes and say woooooooowwwww
Me: She's accusing me of something I actually did

Me to me: Look her in the eyes and say woooooooowwwww


Memes,  Logical Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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send me nudes when you get me so i know you're safe
send me nudes when you get me so i know you're safe

Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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- hey babe, can you help me find something?

- sure, what is it?

- my balls and the fkn time i've wasted on you
- hey babe, can you help me find something?

- sure, what is it?

- my balls and the fkn time i've wasted on you


Memes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  
    
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''you'd better pretend to be . daddy's trained his dogs to attack any potential boyfriends.''
''you'd better pretend to be . daddy's trained his dogs to attack any potential boyfriends.''

Great Gay Jokes,  Funny Gay Jokes,  
    
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ladies remember your boyfriend might be a serial killer if his standard unit of measurement is dead okers.
ladies remember your boyfriend might be a serial killer if his standard unit of measurement is dead okers.

    
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If ur boyfriend calls you stupid call him single
If ur boyfriend calls you stupid call him single

Boyfriend Jokes,  Stupid One Liners,  
    
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"if i flirt, is that cheating?"

me:  if i swing with a left ok even t im right handed do u still get hit?!
"if i flirt, is that cheating?"

me: if i swing with a left ok even t im right handed do u still get hit?!


Memes,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  
    
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Built some Ikea furniture with the girlfriend

No one argument
Built some Ikea furniture with the girlfriend

No one argument


Ikea Meme,  Success Kid (theme),  
    
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My boyfriend not allowed to kiss no other female but me.

You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest-bump her and call it a day.
My boyfriend not allowed to kiss no other female but me.

You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest-bump her and call it a day.


Cute Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend,  Boyfriend Memes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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My boyfriend not allowed to eat Cheerios.

Trying to lower your cholesterol & live longer than me to find a new girl? Hell no, we dying together!
My boyfriend not allowed to eat Cheerios.

Trying to lower your cholesterol & live longer than me to find a new girl? Hell no, we dying together!


Cute Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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My boyfriend is not allowed to watch Animal Planet, he might see his EX there...
My boyfriend is not allowed to watch Animal Planet, he might see his EX there...

Boyfriend Jokes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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