Funny British Sayings

These British sayings are not just funny for the average bloke. These British sayings are international knee slappers. So I think it’s time you enjoy some laughter of the Queen’s language and bow down with laughter at each hilarious sayings from across the pond. If I had a British accent I don't I would ever shut up.

Here we’ve added the most popular and funny British saying jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!