Funny British Sayings

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These British sayings are not just funny for the average bloke. These British sayings are international knee slappers. So I think it’s time you enjoy some laughter of the Queen’s language and bow down with laughter at each hilarious sayings from across the pond. If I had a British accent I don't I would ever shut up.

Here we’ve added the most popular and funny British saying jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Say "Brexit" again

I dare you
Say "Brexit" again

I dare you


Memes,  Samuel L Jackson Meme,  United Kingdom Jokes,  
    
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Yes we British have bad teeth

But we just colonized you.
Yes we British have bad teeth

But we just colonized you.


Rotten Teeth Jokes,  Joseph Ducreux,  
    
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prince harry

was in the nip!
prince harry

was in the nip!


Memes,  Prince Harry Jokes,  Naked Jokes,  
    
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Behind every great woman

Is her bum.
KAPPITS (1)
bums: bums
Behind every great woman

Is her bum.


Funny Jokes,  Funny English Sayings,  
    
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It's Friday

Lads!!
KAPPITS (1)
its friday: boys
It's Friday

Lads!!


Meme,  Friday Funny,  
    
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If I had a 

British 

Accent

I'd never shut up.
If I had a

British

Accent

I'd never shut up.


Funny Jokes,  Accent Jokes,  
    
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oh you mock british peoples teeth

tell me more about the braces you and your country wears
oh you mock british peoples teeth

tell me more about the braces you and your country wears


British Teeth Jokes,  Braces Insults,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  
    
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Whats the 1 thing that settles here in Britain that doesn't claim benefit ??, snow.

Best British Jokes,  Snow Jokes  
    
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Girl 1: If u call ur mother 'mum' what would u call ur mother's younger & elder sisters? 

Girl 2: Minimum & maximum.
Girl 1: If u call ur mother 'mum' what would u call ur mother's younger & elder sisters?

Girl 2: Minimum & maximum.


British Jokes,  Name Jokes  
    
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