Funny Broccoli Jokes

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your broccoli are so badly cooked they look like yoda's balls that have just been emptied after 900 years of celibacy.
your broccoli are so badly cooked

they look like yoda's balls that have just been emptied after 900 years of celibacy.

Celibacy Jokes,  Gordon Ramsay Meme (theme),  Yoda Jokes,  
    
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i hate when people take pictures like this.. we get it , you smoke
i hate when people take pictures like this.. we get it , you smoke

Memes,  
    
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Look at this broccoli poodle.
Look at this broccoli poodle.

Funny Pictures,  Broccoli Jokes,  
    
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You need meat for protein. Broccoli has more protein than meat. Suck it.
You need meat for protein.

Broccoli has more protein than meat. Suck it.

Funny Jokes,  Protein Jokes,  
    
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broccoli may get stuck in your teeth but french fries get stuck on your
broccoli may get stuck in your teeth

but french fries get stuck on your

Memes,  Funny Weight Loss Quotes,  
    
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If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot.

Funny Quotes,  Vegetarian Jokes,  Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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my mouth tastes like the love child of and rotten broccoli.
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my mouth tastes like the love child of and rotten broccoli.

Funny Ecards,  Broccoli Jokes,  
    
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you human
you human

Broccoli Jokes,  
    
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My mother told me, you dont have to put anything in your mouth you dont want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards - Sarah Millican

Vegetable Puns,  Vegetable Jokes,  Food Humor  
    
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I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. - George Bush.

Broccoli Jokes,  Funny Presidential Quotes,  George Bush Jokes,  
    
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you too, broccolli.
you too, broccolli.

Pic Of The Day,  
    
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Maybe Broccoli doesn't like you either
Maybe Broccoli doesn't like you either

Broccoli Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  Funny Signs Images  
    
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Hey little boy..want some candy..? Oh boy! Candy! Thats right..Closer...closer..Grab Him! Are you ready for some candy? Just Kidding Its broccoli! Thats right..Take it..eat it.. Stay in school Kid! be healthy and dont do drugs!
Hey little boy..want some candy..?

Oh boy! Candy!

Thats right..Closer...closer.. Grab Him!

Are you ready for some candy?

Just Kidding Its broccoli!

Thats right..Take it..eat it..

Stay in school Kid! be healthy and dont do drugs!

Broccoli Jokes,  Funny Candy Jokes,  Stranger Jokes  
    
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Maybe broccoli doesn't like you either.
Maybe broccoli doesn't like you either.

Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  Broccoli Jokes  
    
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Hey, "Kid" ! what's the difference between Broccholi and boogers ? Kids don't eat Broccholi !
Hey, "Kid" ! what's the difference between Broccholi and boogers ?

Kids don't eat Broccholi !

Booger Jokes,  Broccoli Jokes,  Children Jokes,  
    
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