Funny Cancer Sayings

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Boy: Hold on grandpa I'm gonna hit my vape real quick

Gpa: Back in my day we didn't have vapes you got cancer and liked it
Boy: Hold on grandpa I'm gonna hit my vape real quick

Gpa: Back in my day we didn't have vapes you got cancer and liked it


Memes,  Vape Memes,  
    
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Steve Jobs Jokes Death,  Steve Jobs Dead Jokes,  Steve Jobs Jokes,  
    
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So you are refusing X-Rays because they cause cancer?

Tell me more about where you go that orange tan
So you are refusing X-Rays because they cause cancer?

Tell me more about where you go that orange tan


Memes,  X Ray Jokes,  Fake Tan Jokes,  
    
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What's the diagnosis, doctor?

What is your zodiac sign?

Cancer

What a coincidence
What's the diagnosis, doctor?

What is your zodiac sign?

Cancer

What a coincidence


Memes,  Doctor Memes,  
    
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If you live long enough

Sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
If you live long enough

Sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.


Memes,  George Carlin Joke,  
    
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Le me at home with my mom

Suddenly a wild cough appears

OMG son are you okay? 

Sure mom I'm great, it's because of dust

Actually I have lung cancer
Le me at home with my mom

Suddenly a wild cough appears

OMG son are you okay?

Sure mom I'm great, it's because of dust

Actually I have lung cancer


Funny Jokes,  Cough Jokes,  
    
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omg can't believe you're pitbull! please remix something for me...

dad! wtf? please stop...i have cancer....
omg can't believe you're pitbull! please remix something for me...

dad! wtf? please stop...i have cancer....


Funny Jokes,  Pitbull Jokes,  
    
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My mom once had cancer
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My mom once had cancer
Don't worry, she's okay now
Whenever I see you I always say wow


Funny Quotes,  Funny Love Poems,  
    
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Smokes one cigarette

Dies from cancer
Smokes one cigarette

Dies from cancer


Meme,  Bad Luck Brian (theme),  Super Hilarious Jokes,  
    
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I'm sorry ma'am, but Medicare will only pay me to cut out 98% of your tumor. If you want me to remove it all, I'll need to run your credit card for the difference.
I'm sorry ma'am, but Medicare will only pay me to cut out 98% of your tumor. If you want me to remove it all, I'll need to run your credit card for the difference.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Medical Quotes,  Funny Medical Jokes  
    
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I know I'm a hypochondriac, but I'm certain it's cause by a brain tumor.
I know I'm a hypochondriac, but I'm certain it's cause by a brain tumor.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Medical Sayings,  Deep Funny Thoughts  
    
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Chuck Norris

His tears cure cancer.  Too bad he has never cried...
Chuck Norris

His tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried...


Funny Jokes,  Chuck Norris Memes,  Funny Cancer Quotes  
    
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Gets Cancer 

Government finally admits there's a cure.
Gets Cancer

Government finally admits there's a cure.


Government Jokes,  Ridiculously Photogenic Guy (theme),  Photogenic Guy Meme,  
    
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I pay my oncologist big bucks for this hair style
I pay my oncologist big bucks for this hair style

Funny Cancer Slogans,  Breast Cancer Humor,  Breast Cancer Jokes  
    
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It takes balls

to survive testicular cancer
It takes balls

to survive testicular cancer


Funny Cancer Quotes,  Funny Cancer Slogans,  
    
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