Funny Candy Jokes

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In this section, we’ve added the most funny candy jokes from across the web. We have searched all over the internet and have included the best ones that we could find, even the ones that you guys have sent to us, and have included them here.

On this page are jokes about your favorite candy. Candy like hershey bars, starburst, candy canes, now and laters and gummy bears and all of your favorites. Jokes like not letting someone treat you like anything less than a pink starburst and men that don’t claim kids unless they’re sour patch.

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When you drop your lollipop on the carpet and pick it back up
When you drop your lollipop on the carpet and pick it back up

Memes,  Hair Loss Jokes,  
    
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I'm putting a candy vending machine in my yard this Halloween I have bills to pay
I'm putting a candy vending machine in my yard this Halloween

I have bills to pay

Memes,  Halloween Joke,  
    
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Little girl loses her mind over cotton candy at baseball game
Little Girl Devouring Cotton Candy Is The Cutest Thing Youll See All Day

Lol,  Funny Videos Of Children,  Funny Viral Videos,  
    
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When the pinata has good candy and it's your turn to swing
When the pinata has good candy and it's your turn to swing

Memes,  Beyonce Funny Pictures,  
    
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Study motivation.
Study motivation.

Memes,  Studying Jokes,  Funny Motivational Images,  
    
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When you shove a sour candy in your mouth and it's more sour than you expected
When you shove a sour candy in your mouth and it's more sour than you expected

Memes,  Images Of Funny Faces,  
    
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my fat tught this was a warm ccolate chip cookie filled with some type of melted m&m filling.. its a rock
my fat tught this was a warm ccolate chip cookie filled with some type of melted m&m filling.. its a rock

Memes,  Candy Memes,  
    
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Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.
Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.

Candy Jokes,  Shark Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Did you hear about the gummy bear who was missing a leg? He lost it in nom
Did you hear about the gummy bear who was missing a leg?

He lost it in nom

Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Gummy Bear Jokes,  Vietnam Jokes,  
    
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Is that A gummy bear
Is that

A gummy bear

Gummy Bear Jokes,  Funny Grumpy Cat,  
    
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Gummy bears Side chick Valentine's gifts that have been in your pocket and are real warm and soft
Gummy bears

Side chick Valentine's gifts that have been in your pocket and are real warm and soft

Gummy Bear Jokes,  Side Chick Jokes,  Valentines Jokes,  
    
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Yes These are actually gummy bears
Yes

These are actually gummy bears

Gummy Bear Jokes,  Matrix Jokes,  
    
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That look you make when There are no gummies
That look you make when

There are no gummies

Kevin Hart Memes,  Gummy Bear Jokes,  
    
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One does not simply Eat sugar-free Haribo gummy bears
One does not simply

Eat sugar-free Haribo gummy bears

One Does Not Simply Memes,  Gummy Bear Jokes,  Sugar Jokes,  
    
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I can eat a 5 lb gummy bear Gives up after 3 bites
I can eat a 5 lb gummy bear

Gives up after 3 bites

Gummy Bear Jokes,  Funny Humor Jokes,  
    
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