Funny Candy Jokes

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In this section, we’ve added the most funny candy jokes from across the web. We have searched all over the internet and have included the best ones that we could find, even the ones that you guys have sent to us, and have included them here.

On this page are jokes about your favorite candy. Candy like hershey bars, starburst, candy canes, now and laters and gummy bears and all of your favorites. Jokes like not letting someone treat you like anything less than a pink starburst and men that don’t claim kids unless they’re sour patch.

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Sneckers
Sneckers

Memes,  Snickers Jokes,  Candy Bar Puns,  
    
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November 1st National ear your kids candy while they are at school day.
November 1st

National ear your kids candy while they are at school day.

Memes,  Kids Halloween Jokes,  
    
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Her: Did you eat my Milk Duds? Me: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, I don't appreciate your accusations
Her: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

Me: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, I don't appreciate your accusations

Memes,  Guilt Jokes,  
    
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This is why 90s girls are so good at giving head
This is why 90s girls are so good at giving head

Memes,  
    
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Who remembers these? These lollipops use to cut tongues so viciously
Who remembers these?

These lollipops use to cut tongues so viciously

Memes,  Nostalgia Jokes,  
    
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fda issues warning about black licorice for halloween "it tastes like " - fda
fda issues warning about black licorice for halloween

"it tastes like " - fda

Memes,  Funny Halloween Jokes,  
    
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This is what happens when Skittles pox is left untreated
This is what happens when Skittles pox is left untreated

Memes,  Rapper Meme,  Skittles Jokes,  
    
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How females that listen to Cardi B eat Kit Kat's
How females that listen to Cardi B eat Kit Kat's

Memes,  Cardi B Meme,  
    
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grown up candy hearts
grown up candy hearts

Memes,  
    
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What's on your mind? If Snickers commercials say you're not you when you're hungry, but I'm always hungry, who am I then?
What's on your mind?

If Snickers commercials say you're not you when you're hungry, but I'm always hungry, who am I then?

Memes,  Short Funny Thoughts,  Snickers Jokes,  
    
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Ref: M&Ms are better than Skittles
Ref: M&Ms are better than Skittles

Memes,  Marshawn Lynch Memes,  
    
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When you drop your lollipop on the carpet and pick it back up
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When you drop your lollipop on the carpet and pick it back up

Memes,  Hair Loss Jokes,  
    
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I'm putting a candy vending machine in my yard this Halloween I have bills to pay
I'm putting a candy vending machine in my yard this Halloween

I have bills to pay

Memes,  Halloween Joke,  
    
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Little girl loses her mind over cotton candy at baseball game
Little Girl Devouring Cotton Candy Is The Cutest Thing Youll See All Day

Lol,  Funny Videos Of Children,  Funny Viral Videos,  
    
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When the pinata has good candy and it's your turn to swing
When the pinata has good candy and it's your turn to swing

Memes,  Beyonce Funny Pictures,  
    
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