Funny Car Jokes

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Nobody;

Chrysler 300 owners acting like they drive a Bentley:
Nobody;

Chrysler 300 owners acting like they drive a Bentley:


Memes,  Winnie The Pooh Jokes,  
    
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Lmfao girls who drive like this go about 20 miles over, does abrupt stops, and whips it when they turn but never gets pulled over
Lmfao girls who drive like this go about 20 miles over, does abrupt stops, and whips it when they turn but never gets pulled over

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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When the car you used to draw in kindergarten pulls up on you
When the car you used to draw in kindergarten pulls up on you

Memes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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When your side chick and your neighbor got the same car......
When your side chick and your neighbor got the same car......

Memes,  Side Chick Jokes,  Neighbor Jokes,  
    
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I need this in my life
I need this in my life

Memes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  Light Jokes,  
    
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I know winter sucks but I really love leaving leftover food in my car overnight and being able to eat it the next day
I know winter sucks but I really love leaving leftover food in my car overnight and being able to eat it the next day

Memes,  Food Jokes,  Winter Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time

It takes a screenshot
What happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time

It takes a screenshot


Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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How my neighbors hear my car first thing in the morning
How my neighbors hear my car first thing in the morning

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Neighbor Jokes,  
    
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My neighbour: Your car is too annoying!

Also my neighbour:
My neighbour: Your car is too annoying!

Also my neighbour:


Memes,  Neighbor Jokes,  
    
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Brought out a pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna
Brought out a pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna

Memes,  Funny Rap Lyrics,  Blac Chyna Meme,  
    
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When u only came out for one drink but it's now 2 am and ur "designates driver" us going over limit yelling "We're here for a good time not a long time"
When u only came out for one drink but it's now 2 am and ur "designates driver" us going over limit yelling "We're here for a good time not a long time"

Memes,  When You Meme,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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Mechanic: Looks like yo-

Me: Listen, I just cam to get my oil changed and dassit
Mechanic: Looks like yo-

Me: Listen, I just cam to get my oil changed and dassit


Memes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Why does Matthew McConaughey look like my neighbor complaining about my loud car?
Why does Matthew McConaughey look like my neighbor complaining about my loud car?

Memes,  Matthew Mcconaughey Meme,  
    
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People: Stop making fun of Mustang drivers!

Mustang drivers:
People: Stop making fun of Mustang drivers!

Mustang drivers:


Memes,  Ford Mustang Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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Hey car people what does the garbage can about to shoot itself in the head warning light mean?
Hey car people what does the garbage can about to shoot itself in the head warning light mean?

Memes,  Funny Stupid Questions,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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