Funny Car Quotes

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him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park.

her: w was that?

him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk.

hr: what?

him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a  sw.
him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park.

her: w was that?

him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk.

hr: what?

him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a sw.


Memes,  Training Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.
uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.

Memes,  Driver Jokes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.
[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.


Memes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  New Car Jokes,  
    
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"Is it a boy or girl?"

"It's a Honda Civic"
"Is it a boy or girl?"

"It's a Honda Civic"


Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Sayings,  Honda Jokes,  
    
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yo dawg, we heard you like trannys 

so we put a tranny in your tranny so that she can shift while you shift.
yo dawg, we heard you like trannys

so we put a tranny in your tranny so that she can shift while you shift.


Transvestite Jokes,  Yo Dawg (theme),  
    
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i blew a tranny

it's okay, i'm not
i blew a tranny

it's okay, i'm not


Transvestite Jokes,  Success Kid (theme),  
    
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you drive a neon?

you must get all the es
you drive a neon?

you must get all the es


Neon Jokes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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"It's fine. I know my car"
"It's fine. I know my car"

Memes,  Funny Car Sayings,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you drive a Camaro?

You must know every car by its tail lights.
Oh, you drive a Camaro?

You must know every car by its tail lights.


Racing Jokes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  Chevy Camaro Jokes,  
    
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I'll have you know I was driving an automatic vehicle

And I only slammed on the brakes trying to clutch 7 times
I'll have you know I was driving an automatic vehicle

And I only slammed on the brakes trying to clutch 7 times


Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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GM

Brace yourself more recalls are comming!
GM

Brace yourself more recalls are comming!


Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Gm Jokes,  Eddard Stark Meme,  
    
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Hey, everyone!!! He got a Chevy Cobalt!!!
Hey, everyone!!! He got a Chevy Cobalt!!!

Cobalt Jokes,  Nobody Cares Meme,  
    
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Stop trying to make Cobalt happen

It's not going to happen
Stop trying to make Cobalt happen

It's not going to happen


Cobalt Jokes,  Funny Car Sayings,  
    
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If you don't fix that wheel gap.

I will find you and I will kill you.
If you don't fix that wheel gap.

I will find you and I will kill you.


Wheel Jokes,  Funny Driving,  
    
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You pimp

My ride !!!!!
You pimp

My ride !!!!!


Pimp My Ride Jokes,  Confused Jackie Chan,  
    
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