Funny Car Quotes

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If my blinkers are on.. I'm not asking to merge.. I'm telling you, I'm bouta get in front of you. It's not an option. We can crash if you want.
If my blinkers are on.. I'm not asking to merge.. I'm telling you, I'm bouta get in front of you. It's not an option. We can crash if you want.

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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How does traffic even happen ? Bitch just keep driving
How does traffic even happen ? Bitch just keep driving

Memes,  Traffic Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Memes,  Mirror Jokes,  
    
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him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park.

her: w was that?

him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk.

hr: what?

him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a  sw.
him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park.

her: w was that?

him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk.

hr: what?

him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a sw.


Memes,  Training Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.
uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.

Memes,  Driver Jokes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.
[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.


Memes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  New Car Jokes,  
    
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"Is it a boy or girl?"

"It's a Honda Civic"
"Is it a boy or girl?"

"It's a Honda Civic"


Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Sayings,  Honda Jokes,  
    
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yo dawg, we heard you like trannys 

so we put a tranny in your tranny so that she can shift while you shift.
yo dawg, we heard you like trannys

so we put a tranny in your tranny so that she can shift while you shift.


Transvestite Jokes,  Yo Dawg (theme),  
    
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i blew a tranny

it's okay, i'm not
i blew a tranny

it's okay, i'm not


Transvestite Jokes,  Success Kid (theme),  
    
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you drive a neon?

you must get all the es
you drive a neon?

you must get all the es


Neon Jokes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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"It's fine. I know my car"
"It's fine. I know my car"

Memes,  Funny Car Sayings,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you drive a Camaro?

You must know every car by its tail lights.
Oh, you drive a Camaro?

You must know every car by its tail lights.


Racing Jokes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  Chevy Camaro Jokes,  
    
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I'll have you know I was driving an automatic vehicle

And I only slammed on the brakes trying to clutch 7 times
I'll have you know I was driving an automatic vehicle

And I only slammed on the brakes trying to clutch 7 times


Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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GM

Brace yourself more recalls are comming!
GM

Brace yourself more recalls are comming!


Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Gm Jokes,  Eddard Stark Meme,  
    
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