Funny Car Quotes

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You hit a couple of curbs and suddenly people think you can't drive what's up with that
You hit a couple of curbs and suddenly people think you can't drive what's up with that

Memes,  Driver Jokes,  Driving Jokes,  
    
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When you realize that the only reason you get bad gas mileage is because you keep flooring it all the time I'm the last person I wold have suspected, but it was me all the time!
When you realize that the only reason you get bad gas mileage is because you keep flooring it all the time

I'm the last person I wold have suspected, but it was me all the time!

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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What kid of car did the person that cheated on you drive? Mine
What kid of car did the person that cheated on you drive?

Mine

Memes,  Cheating Humor,  
    
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Do men still open car doors How else ima get in that mf
Do men still open car doors

How else ima get in that mf

Memes,  Funny Sarcastic Sayings,  Chivalry Jokes,  
    
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If my blinkers are on.. I'm not asking to merge.. I'm telling you, I'm bouta get in front of you. It's not an option. We can crash if you want.
If my blinkers are on.. I'm not asking to merge.. I'm telling you, I'm bouta get in front of you. It's not an option. We can crash if you want.

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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How does traffic even happen ? Bitch just keep driving
How does traffic even happen ? Bitch just keep driving

Memes,  Traffic Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Memes,  Mirror Jokes,  
    
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him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park. her: w was that? him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk. hr: what? him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a sw.
him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park.

her: w was that?

him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk.

hr: what?

him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a sw.

Memes,  Training Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.
uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.

Memes,  Driver Jokes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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[Buy a used car] Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile? Wife: We're not stupid. Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.
[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.

Memes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  New Car Jokes,  
    
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"Is it a boy or girl?" "It's a Honda Civic"
"Is it a boy or girl?"

"It's a Honda Civic"

Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Sayings,  Honda Jokes,  
    
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yo dawg, we heard you like trannys so we put a tranny in your tranny so that she can shift while you shift.
yo dawg, we heard you like trannys

so we put a tranny in your tranny so that she can shift while you shift.

Transvestite Jokes,  Yo Dawg (theme),  
    
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i blew a tranny it's okay, i'm not
i blew a tranny

it's okay, i'm not

Transvestite Jokes,  Success Kid (theme),  
    
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you drive a neon? you must get all the es
you drive a neon?

you must get all the es

Neon Jokes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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