Funny Car Sayings

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i just want to

park my ing car!!!
i just want to

park my ing car!!!


Memes,  Black Friday Memes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me:  your head game is immaculate you better sw him!
me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me: your head game is immaculate you better sw him!


Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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Life is simple

Sleep, eat & Jeep
Life is simple

Sleep, eat & Jeep


Jeep Jokes,  Life Jokes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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Moving forward

Uncontrollably

Toyota
Moving forward

Uncontrollably

Toyota


Toyota Jokes,  Funny Advertising,  
    
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he w had last laugh sold you a toyota
he w had last laugh sold you a toyota

Toyota Jokes,  Racist Asian Jokes,  
    
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[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.
[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.


Memes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  New Car Jokes,  
    
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Did you know 

That Americans 

Make some shitty ass cars?

That may be true but I have to say

In 1945 we made some pretty awesome bombs
Did you know

That Americans

Make some shitty ass cars?

That may be true but I have to say

In 1945 we made some pretty awesome bombs


Memes,  Offensive Asian Jokes,  Jokes About Americans,  
    
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Omg a flat tire!

Completely? No, just on the bottom
Omg a flat tire!

Completely? No, just on the bottom


Memes,  Flat Tire Jokes,  Dumb Blondes Jokes,  
    
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when a  w don't even have a car in your back seat like "why yo brakes sound like that bro?"
when a w don't even have a car in your back seat like "why yo brakes sound like that bro?"

Memes,  Old Car Jokes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Oh you drive a Dodge? 

You must be a master mechanic!
Oh you drive a Dodge?

You must be a master mechanic!


Funny Dodge Sayings,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  
    
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Dodge owners be like 

I live my life one transmission at a time
Dodge owners be like

I live my life one transmission at a time


Funny Dodge Sayings,  Vin Diesel Jokes,  Fast And Furious Memes,  
    
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Stop right there 

Strobes in your headlights and neon lights under your car is not alright
Stop right there

Strobes in your headlights and neon lights under your car is not alright


Neon Jokes,  Funny Insult Quotes,  
    
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Dad, I just pulled into the meet on TE37's

And I'm surrounded by riced out Honda's

Listen to me this next part is very important 

You're going to be asked if they're real rota's
Dad, I just pulled into the meet on TE37's

And I'm surrounded by riced out Honda's

Listen to me this next part is very important

You're going to be asked if they're real rota's


Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Honda Jokes,  
    
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dodge neon

dropping panties since 2002
dodge neon

dropping panties since 2002


Willy Wonka Quotes,  Neon Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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"It's fine. I know my car"
"It's fine. I know my car"

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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