Funny Car Sayings

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Am I the only one that sits in my car just parked outside of home for like 20 min to self reflect and relax but also bc I'm too lazy to go inside
Am I the only one that sits in my car just parked outside of home for like 20 min to self reflect and relax but also bc I'm too lazy to go inside

Memes,  Lazy People Quotes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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How do people get in their car and just drive off??? I need to plug my phone in, text people back, put a song on like it's a proper mission
How do people get in their car and just drive off??? I need to plug my phone in, text people back, put a song on like it's a proper mission

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Pop the hood
Pop the hood

Memes,  Super Mario Meme,  
    
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Honda needs to chill
Honda needs to chill

Memes,  Honda Jokes,  Funny Advertisements,  
    
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Quickest car ever made

Tesla: Hold my beer
Quickest car ever made

Tesla: Hold my beer


Memes,  Dodge Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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"It's either the alternator, the oil gasket, or ya tires.. either way it's gonna cost ya about $700
"It's either the alternator, the oil gasket, or ya tires.. either way it's gonna cost ya about $700

Memes,  Chris Brown Memes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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i just want to

park my ing car!!!
i just want to

park my ing car!!!


Memes,  Black Friday Memes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me:  your head game is immaculate you better sw him!
me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me: your head game is immaculate you better sw him!


Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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Life is simple

Sleep, eat & Jeep
Life is simple

Sleep, eat & Jeep


Jeep Jokes,  Life Jokes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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Moving forward

Uncontrollably

Toyota
Moving forward

Uncontrollably

Toyota


Toyota Jokes,  Funny Advertising,  
    
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he w had last laugh sold you a toyota
he w had last laugh sold you a toyota

Toyota Jokes,  Racist Asian Jokes,  
    
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[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.
[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.


Memes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  New Car Jokes,  
    
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Did you know 

That Americans 

Make some shitty ass cars?

That may be true but I have to say

In 1945 we made some pretty awesome bombs
Did you know

That Americans

Make some shitty ass cars?

That may be true but I have to say

In 1945 we made some pretty awesome bombs


Memes,  Offensive Asian Jokes,  Jokes About Americans,  
    
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Omg a flat tire!

Completely? No, just on the bottom
Omg a flat tire!

Completely? No, just on the bottom


Memes,  Flat Tire Jokes,  Dumb Blondes Jokes,  
    
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