Funny Car Sayings

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Having a car is cool until u have to get an oil change.. or an inspection...or a registration sticker... or new tires... or pay for gas
Having a car is cool until u have to get an oil change.. or an inspection...or a registration sticker... or new tires... or pay for gas

Memes,  Old Car Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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If you honk at me .05 seconds after the traffic light turns green, ima put my car in park, adjust my seat, check the pressure on my tires, have an oil change, read a book, shiii I might have dinner and throw in a nap.
If you honk at me .05 seconds after the traffic light turns green, ima put my car in park, adjust my seat, check the pressure on my tires, have an oil change, read a book, shiii I might have dinner and throw in a nap.

Memes,  Petty Jokes,  Traffic Jokes,  
    
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Did that car flash their lights at me or just hit a bump?? Things I stress about while driving at night
Did that car flash their lights at me or just hit a bump?? Things I stress about while driving at night

Memes,  Driving Jokes,  
    
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If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb
If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb

Memes,  Women Driving Jokes,  
    
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My car keeps doing that thing where you get in it and suddenly I'm at McDonald's drive thru
My car keeps doing that thing where you get in it and suddenly I'm at McDonald's drive thru

Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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If you're looking for someone to drive over the curb while making a right hand turn at a stop sign, I'm your girl.
If you're looking for someone to drive over the curb while making a right hand turn at a stop sign, I'm your girl.

Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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Am I the only one that sits in my car just parked outside of home for like 20 min to self reflect and relax but also bc I'm too lazy to go inside
Am I the only one that sits in my car just parked outside of home for like 20 min to self reflect and relax but also bc I'm too lazy to go inside

Memes,  Lazy People Quotes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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How do people get in their car and just drive off??? I need to plug my phone in, text people back, put a song on like it's a proper mission
How do people get in their car and just drive off??? I need to plug my phone in, text people back, put a song on like it's a proper mission

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Pop the hood
Pop the hood

Memes,  Super Mario Meme,  
    
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Honda needs to chill
Honda needs to chill

Memes,  Honda Jokes,  Funny Advertisements,  
    
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Quickest car ever made

Tesla: Hold my beer
Quickest car ever made

Tesla: Hold my beer


Memes,  Dodge Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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"It's either the alternator, the oil gasket, or ya tires.. either way it's gonna cost ya about $700
"It's either the alternator, the oil gasket, or ya tires.. either way it's gonna cost ya about $700

Memes,  Chris Brown Memes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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i just want to

park my ing car!!!
i just want to

park my ing car!!!


Memes,  Black Friday Memes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me:  your head game is immaculate you better sw him!
me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me: your head game is immaculate you better sw him!


Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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