Funny Car Sayings

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Honda needs to chill
Honda needs to chill

Memes,  Honda Jokes,  Funny Advertisements,  
    
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Quickest car ever made

Tesla: Hold my beer
Quickest car ever made

Tesla: Hold my beer


Memes,  Dodge Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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"It's either the alternator, the oil gasket, or ya tires.. either way it's gonna cost ya about $700
"It's either the alternator, the oil gasket, or ya tires.. either way it's gonna cost ya about $700

Memes,  Chris Brown Memes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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i just want to

park my ing car!!!
i just want to

park my ing car!!!


Memes,  Black Friday Memes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me:  your head game is immaculate you better sw him!
me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me: your head game is immaculate you better sw him!


Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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Life is simple

Sleep, eat & Jeep
Life is simple

Sleep, eat & Jeep


Jeep Jokes,  Life Jokes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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Moving forward

Uncontrollably

Toyota
Moving forward

Uncontrollably

Toyota


Toyota Jokes,  Funny Advertising,  
    
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he w had last laugh sold you a toyota
he w had last laugh sold you a toyota

Toyota Jokes,  Racist Asian Jokes,  
    
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[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.
[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.


Memes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  New Car Jokes,  
    
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Did you know 

That Americans 

Make some shitty ass cars?

That may be true but I have to say

In 1945 we made some pretty awesome bombs
Did you know

That Americans

Make some shitty ass cars?

That may be true but I have to say

In 1945 we made some pretty awesome bombs


Memes,  Offensive Asian Jokes,  Jokes About Americans,  
    
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Omg a flat tire!

Completely? No, just on the bottom
Omg a flat tire!

Completely? No, just on the bottom


Memes,  Flat Tire Jokes,  Dumb Blondes Jokes,  
    
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when a  w don't even have a car in your back seat like "why yo brakes sound like that bro?"
when a w don't even have a car in your back seat like "why yo brakes sound like that bro?"

Memes,  Old Car Jokes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Oh you drive a Dodge? 

You must be a master mechanic!
Oh you drive a Dodge?

You must be a master mechanic!


Funny Dodge Sayings,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  
    
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Dodge owners be like 

I live my life one transmission at a time
Dodge owners be like

I live my life one transmission at a time


Funny Dodge Sayings,  Vin Diesel Jokes,  Fast And Furious Memes,  
    
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