Funny Cartoon Quotes

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when you smoke a blunt with your friend and he becomes a philosopher all of a sudden

the journey is the destination man.
when you smoke a blunt with your friend and he becomes a philosopher all of a sudden

the journey is the destination man.


Memes,  Funny Jokes About Friends,  Philosophy Jokes,  
    
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When you give him a fake number but he tells you to wait so he can call it
When you give him a fake number but he tells you to wait so he can call it

Funny Jokes For Girls,  Phone Number Jokes,  Funny Jokes Against Men,  
    
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Krusty Kraaaaaaab

Pizza is the pizza
Krusty Kraaaaaaab

Pizza is the pizza


Memes,  Drake Funny,  
    
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"what day is today?" asked pooh

"it's the day we burn this motherer to the ground." squeaked piglet
"what day is today?" asked pooh

"it's the day we burn this motherer to the ground." squeaked piglet


Memes,  Winnie The Pooh Jokes,  
    
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"lemme see yo gles.  , you blind as . i can see tomorrow with these ."
"lemme see yo gles. , you blind as . i can see tomorrow with these ."

Memes,  Glasses Memes,  Silly Captions,  
    
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That's all folks!
That's all folks!

Memes,  Political Jokes 2016,  Ted Cruz Meme,  
    
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''And to keep things moving along, I've added snipers.''
''And to keep things moving along, I've added snipers.''

Sniper Jokes,  Gun Joke,  Shooting Jokes,  
    
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''When he said his best feature was his hair, I didn't think he meant on his chest, his back and in his ears!''
''When he said his best feature was his hair, I didn't think he meant on his chest, his back and in his ears!''

Hairy Jokes,  Chest Hair Jokes,  Hair Joke,  
    
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Whenever I hear someone say, "Now I know"

I automatically have to say "And knowing is half the battle"

(Even if it's a stranger)
Whenever I hear someone say, "Now I know"

I automatically have to say "And knowing is half the battle"

(Even if it's a stranger)


Memes,  Funny Sayings And Jokes,  
    
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Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar!
Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar!

Calendar Jokes,  Mayan Jokes,  History Jokes,  
    
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''so, here's where we stand: 1.) the world didn't end; 2.) it's still ty.''
''so, here's where we stand: 1.) the world didn't end; 2.) it's still ty.''

Mayan Jokes,  Images Of Funny Cartoons,  
    
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"I've let my mortgage go, I haven't paid my credit cards...these Mayan dudes really dropped the ball"
"I've let my mortgage go, I haven't paid my credit cards...these Mayan dudes really dropped the ball"

Mayan Jokes,  Calendar Jokes,  
    
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"Look, the Mayas did pilates!"
"Look, the Mayas did pilates!"

Mayan Jokes,  Funny Comic,  Funny Comic Pictures,  
    
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''I thought you were proposing when you asked me to tie the knot.''
''I thought you were proposing when you asked me to tie the knot.''

Best Double Meaning Jokes,  Rock Climbing Jokes,  Funny Cartoon Comics,  
    
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