Funny Cat Quotes

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On this page, we have added the most amusingly funny cat quotes. Quotes about kitty litter, dogs, mice, tuna and anything even remotely cat related is what you will find here. We have searched the entire Internet to find the best of the best cat quotes and we’ve included them here. We’ve also added the funniest ones sent in to us by you guys. Funny quotes and memes of things like cats smothering dogs and cats getting stuck in everyday household items.

While you are here, please take the time to enjoy our collection of quotes, jokes and meme. You can rate all of your favorite ones and share with all of your friends. We are routinely adding new content throughout the site so be sure you check back with us often.
Lady: Ur so lazy, catch a mouse for once Cat: Catch a boyfriend for once Lady: *starts crying* Cat: Thats what I thought Margret
Lady: Ur so lazy, catch a mouse for once

Cat: Catch a boyfriend for once

Lady: *starts crying*

Cat: Thats what I thought Margret

Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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Hold on a sec You talkin' to me?! You piece of fish
Hold on a sec

You talkin' to me?!

You piece of fish

Dead Fish Jokes,  Hahaha,  
    
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How to be Majestic: 1. Be majestic 2. Be a cat 3. Meow
How to be Majestic:

1. Be majestic

2. Be a cat

3. Meow

Funny Jokes,  Short Funny Cat Jokes,  Funny Cat Sayings,  
    
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get that ing salad out of my face, jessica
get that ing salad out of my face, jessica

Memes,  Mean Cat Jokes,  
    
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let me break it down you.ain't..
let me break it down

you.ain't..

Memes,  Best Insults Ever,  
    
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I told my wife where I stand on cats..... She's out there scraping them up now.
I told my wife where I stand on cats.....

She's out there scraping them up now.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Wife Jokes,  Best Cat Jokes,  
    
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awwwww come on man don't cut my balls off
awwwww come on man don't cut my balls off

Memes,  Cats,  
    
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What could be more exciting than your birthday?! String, a squeaky toy, a five-hour nap..
What could be more exciting than your birthday?!

String, a squeaky toy, a five-hour nap..

Funny Jokes,  Funny Birthday Card,  Birthday Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Mouse traps? You mean my bare hands?
Mouse traps?

You mean my bare hands?

Memes,  Funny Jokes Cats,  Funny Mouse,  
    
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I have an open door policy You leave it open, I run out
I have an open door policy

You leave it open, I run out

Memes,  Funny Jokes Cats,  Business Cat (theme),  
    
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more than one way to skin a cat? you're ing fired.
more than one way to skin a cat?

you're ing fired.

Memes,  Business Cat (theme),  
    
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Human I request you assistance
Human

I request you assistance

Best Cat Jokes,  Cool Cat Meme  
    
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point that laser at me one more time i dare you i double dare you motherer
point that laser at me one more time

i dare you i double dare you motherer

Samuel L Jackson Memes,  Very Funny Pictures,  Angry Cat Meme  
    
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It's allmost midnight.. Where has you been..?
It's allmost midnight..

Where has you been..?

Funny Cat Images,  Funny Parenting Quotes,  Late Night Jokes  
    
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A wise cat once said... If I fits I sits
A wise cat once said...

If I fits I sits

Pomeranian Jokes,  Funny Dog Images With Captions  
    
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