Funny Catholic Jokes

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I'll start my own Church 

With out celibate priests, and with divorce
I'll start my own Church

With out celibate priests, and with divorce


Celibacy Jokes,  Futurama Memes,  Anti Religious Jokes,  
    
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It's selfish not to procreate,

Said the guy who's celibate for life.
It's selfish not to procreate,

Said the guy who's celibate for life.


Celibacy Jokes,  Pope Francis Meme,  
    
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Look at me

I am the pope now
Look at me

I am the pope now


Pope Jokes,  Pope Memes,  Look At Me Meme,  
    
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I'm a Jesus man. But I'm not Jesus, Man.
I'm a Jesus man. But I'm not Jesus, Man.

Memes,  Funny Jesus Quotes,  Pope Meme,  
    
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Don't know my father, I'm son to the Holy Ghost,

Catholic? I count bricks, stacking more than most.
Don't know my father, I'm son to the Holy Ghost,

Catholic? I count bricks, stacking more than most.


Pope Meme,  Funny Music Jokes,  
    
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When you check your phone and realize you're late for mass
When you check your phone and realize you're late for mass

Memes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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No I'm not joking

I am Catholic I can't sell you these condoms so please try register 8. Oh and she is Muslim so take your hame to register 9.
No I'm not joking

I am Catholic I can't sell you these condoms so please try register 8. Oh and she is Muslim so take your hame to register 9.


Memes,  Politically Incorrect Jokes,  Funny Religious Jokes,  
    
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Yeah, if the media would stop presenting Pope Francis as if he is changing the church

That'd be great...
Yeah, if the media would stop presenting Pope Francis as if he is changing the church

That'd be great...


Memes,  Pope Francis Meme,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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Leader of the world's largest religion

Claims people should be united by goodness, not religion.
Leader of the world's largest religion

Claims people should be united by goodness, not religion.


Memes,  Pope Francis Meme,  Pope Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You may be cool

But you'll never be " I used to be a bouncer and now I'm head of the Catholic church" cool
You may be cool

But you'll never be " I used to be a bouncer and now I'm head of the Catholic church" cool


Memes,  Cool One Liners,  Pope Francis Meme,  
    
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Completed Lenten observance

Success!
Completed Lenten observance

Success!


Memes,  Success Jokes,  Lent Jokes,  
    
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Follows Jesus's example

Vilified by Conservative Catholics
Follows Jesus's example

Vilified by Conservative Catholics


Memes,  Pope Francis Meme,  
    
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would like you all to be catlic 

thinks you're the s anyway
would like you all to be catlic

thinks you're the s anyway


Memes,  Pope Francis Meme,  
    
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So I go to a Catholic School
So I go to a Catholic School

Memes,  Catholic Humor,  
    
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Asked uber-Catholic mom if I could see David Silverman speak at Rutgers

She said yes
Asked uber-Catholic mom if I could see David Silverman speak at Rutgers

She said yes


Memes,  Atheist Humor,  
    
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