Funny Cell Phone Quotes

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Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone
Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone


Memes,  50 Cent Funny,  
    
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kids: tell us a scary story

me: ok, picture this... your pne is on 1 percent

(kids lean in)

me: ...witut a charger nearby

(kid freak the  out)
kids: tell us a scary story

me: ok, picture this... your pne is on 1 percent

(kids lean in)

me: ...witut a charger nearby

(kid freak the out)


Memes,  Dad Meme,  Story Jokes Clean,  
    
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i don't mind a woman reaching for her pne after sex.

as long as she's calling the guinness book of world records.
i don't mind a woman reaching for her pne after sex.

as long as she's calling the guinness book of world records.


    
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Ive noticed on tv shows and movies that nobodys cellphone is ever cracked.
Ive noticed on tv shows and movies that nobodys cellphone is ever cracked.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Movie And Tv Jokes,  
    
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I assume you never called because you're worried about cell phone radiation.
I assume you never called because you're worried about cell phone radiation.

Radiation Jokes,  Cell Phone Meme,  
    
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i wish i'd known more about cell pne radiation before i took all tse pictures of my genitals.
i wish i'd known more about cell pne radiation before i took all tse pictures of my genitals.

Radiation Jokes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb
I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb

Relatable Posts,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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''Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.''
''Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.''

Cell Phone Jokes,  Rock Climbing Jokes,  
    
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You think I'm stretching

Actually, this is the only place I can get signal
You think I'm stretching

Actually, this is the only place I can get signal


Ballerina Jokes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  Cell Phone Meme,  
    
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" Do you mind I'd I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer? '
" Do you mind I'd I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer? '

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cell Phone Addiction,  
    
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 protect they pne more than they protect they
protect they pne more than they protect they

    
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" Can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel."
" Can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel."

City Morgue Jokes,  Dead Person Jokes,  
    
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My boyfriend not allowed to have an iphone

He got a wephone, a let me cphone, a who is shephone, a y'all will get beatphone
My boyfriend not allowed to have an iphone

He got a wephone, a let me cphone, a who is shephone, a y'all will get beatphone


Cute Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend,  Boyfriend Meme,  
    
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Yeah, I just got a new phone so if you could send name and number.

That'd be great.
Yeah, I just got a new phone so if you could send name and number.

That'd be great.


That Would Be Great Meme,  Phone Number Meme,  Phone Jokes,  
    
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these  are getting out of hand with these pne cases.
these are getting out of hand with these pne cases.

Funny Pictures,  
    
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