Funny Chat Up Line

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I'd like to create some DNA evidence with you.
I'd like to create some DNA evidence with you.

Funny Ecards,  
    
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cause i'd love to ftp into your back door


Lame Pick Up Lines,  Sexy It Guy Meme,  
    
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Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.

Chat Up Lines For Teenagers,  Chat Up Lines For Boys  
    
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hey babe

w is this? sorry, i lost al my
contacts

your boyfriend <3

jake <3

kevin.....
hey babe

w is this? sorry, i lost al my
contacts

your boyfriend <3

jake <3

kevin.....



Boyfriend Jokes  
    
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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Silly Pick Up Lines,  New Pick Up Lines  
    
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Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right. 

Nerdy Chat Up Lines,  Good Chat Up Lines  
    
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There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know. 

Hilarious Chat Up Lines,  Good Chat Up Lines  
    
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Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. 

Good Chat Up Lines,  Good Chat Up Lines  
    
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Mom can you lend me 30
bucks?!?!?

No! do you think money grows
on trees?

What is money made up of?

Paper

Where does paper come from?

...
Mom can you lend me 30
bucks?!?!?

No! do you think money grows
on trees?

What is money made up of?

Paper

Where does paper come from?

...


Money Jokes,  Mom Insults,  Paper Pun,  
    
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Hey I have a question. There are 
four seats at a table, and we
need to figure out where each
person sits. There's Mary, Will, 
you, me. Which order do we sit?
 
Uh.. Me, Mary, Will, You?

No try again

Will, You, Mary, Me?

Yes, yes I will :)
Hey I have a question. There are
four seats at a table, and we
need to figure out where each
person sits. There's Mary, Will,
you, me. Which order do we sit?

Uh.. Me, Mary, Will, You?

No try again

Will, You, Mary, Me?

Yes, yes I will :)


Question And Answer Jokes,  Small Funny Jokes  
    
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If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.

Funny Pick Up Lines,  Nerdy Pick Up Lines,  
    
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I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.

    
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I'd love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.

    
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Yer guilty of being a hot wench.

I sentence you to walking my plank!


Best Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I've got a little something for you to gobble on.

Bad Chat Up Lines  
    
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