Funny Childhood Jokes

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Y'all ever pretended your momma said no your friend couldn't sleep over just cause you didn't feel like being bothered? I was messed up child
Y'all ever pretended your momma said no your friend couldn't sleep over just cause you didn't feel like being bothered? I was messed up child

Memes,  Introvert Meme,  Lying Jokes,  
    
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What's the most middle school thing you remember?

"Hey gtg ttyl don't text back my parents are taking my phone away"
What's the most middle school thing you remember?

"Hey gtg ttyl don't text back my parents are taking my phone away"


Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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I want to be 14 again so I can ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
I want to be 14 again so I can ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Memes,  Youth Jokes,  14 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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Me: Yo ask my mom if I can stay the night because if I ask she gonna say no

My friend: Excuse me ma'am, can her stay over my mom said it's okay as long as it's fine with you

Mom: Yes that shouldn't be a problem

Us: ...in the back seat like
Me: Yo ask my mom if I can stay the night because if I ask she gonna say no

My friend: Excuse me ma'am, can her stay over my mom said it's okay as long as it's fine with you

Mom: Yes that shouldn't be a problem

Us: ...in the back seat like


Memes,  Funny Images Of Friendship,  
    
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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming "It's onnnnnn" to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming "It's onnnnnn" to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  Television Jokes,  
    
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Anyone else remember when kids in school used to do this, wait for it to fry, then eat it???

You had me all the way up until you said "eat it"
Anyone else remember when kids in school used to do this, wait for it to fry, then eat it???

You had me all the way up until you said "eat it"


Memes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  Glue Jokes,  
    
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Nothing says Halloween like setting up your store in the still-warm corpse of our childhood.
Nothing says Halloween like setting up your store in the still-warm corpse of our childhood.

Memes,  Toys R Us Meme,  Store Jokes,  
    
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Simb'as pride: Deception!

8 year old me: Disgraaace!
Simb'as pride: Deception!

8 year old me: Disgraaace!


Memes,  Funny Lion King,  Disney Movie Jokes,  
    
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Leona Lewis: You cut me open and I..

10 year old me: I keep bleeding I keep keep bleeding love
Leona Lewis: You cut me open and I..

10 year old me: I keep bleeding I keep keep bleeding love


Memes,  Song Jokes,  Singing Jokes,  
    
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Aye, how strict was yall parents?

My parents could speak to me with their eyes
Aye, how strict was yall parents?

My parents could speak to me with their eyes


Memes,  Jokes About Parents,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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"Do you remember me? I touched your mother's stomach when you was inside. Wow you have grown. Give your auntie a hug"

Me:
"Do you remember me? I touched your mother's stomach when you was inside. Wow you have grown. Give your auntie a hug"

Me:


Memes,  Cardi B Meme,  
    
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Amanda Perez: God, send me an angel from the heavens above..send me an angel to heal my broken heart for being in love cuz all I do, is cry

11 year old me:
Amanda Perez: God, send me an angel from the heavens above..send me an angel to heal my broken heart for being in love cuz all I do, is cry

11 year old me:


Memes,  11 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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"yo mama so fat, she go to the movies and sit next to everybody"

3rd grade :
"yo mama so fat, she go to the movies and sit next to everybody"

3rd grade :


Memes,  Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever,  So Fat Jokes,  
    
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What do y'all miss about being in elementary school?

When you'd have a doctors appointment and would come back to school flexin some McDonald's
What do y'all miss about being in elementary school?

When you'd have a doctors appointment and would come back to school flexin some McDonald's


Memes,  Elementary School Jokes,  
    
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Miley Cyrus: And the seventh thing...I hate the most that you doooooo......you make me love you.

Adolescent, never experienced heartbreak me:
Miley Cyrus: And the seventh thing...I hate the most that you doooooo......you make me love you.

Adolescent, never experienced heartbreak me:


Memes,  Emotional Jokes,  
    
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