Funny Christian Quotes

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We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.
We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Pastor Jokes,  
    
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Preacher Jokes,  Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Joel Osteen Jokes,  
    
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Loves Joel Osteen's christian preaching. 

Doesn't notice that Joel Osteen forgetting Jesus in entire "sermon."
Loves Joel Osteen's christian preaching.

Doesn't notice that Joel Osteen forgetting Jesus in entire "sermon."


Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Joel Osteen Jokes,  
    
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christians be like, imma just have dis lil bit of sex...
christians be like, imma just have dis lil bit of sex...

Memes,  Good Christian Jokes,  
    
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People be like "only God can judge me"

I be like "that should scare you!"
People be like "only God can judge me"

I be like "that should scare you!"


Funny Jokes,  God Jokes,  People Be Like,  
    
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Church folks be like

Bible study or Empire?
Church folks be like

Bible study or Empire?


Memes,  Church Jokes,  
    
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Ever since I gave my problems to God

I been chillin
Ever since I gave my problems to God

I been chillin


Memes,  Christian Humor,  
    
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Memes,  Christian Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Billy Mays

With the power of Oxi-clean, at least we know heaven will be spotless when we get there.
Billy Mays

With the power of Oxi-clean, at least we know heaven will be spotless when we get there.


Demotivational Posters,  Billy Mays Jokes,  
    
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Put the "Christ" back in Christmas?

How about putting the "Christ" back in Christians?
Put the "Christ" back in Christmas?

How about putting the "Christ" back in Christians?


Memes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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It's Monday,

Can I get a "Amen"?
It's Monday,

Can I get a "Amen"?


Memes,  Monday Quotes Funny,  Joel Olsteen Jokes,  
    
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You told me

To take it!
You told me

To take it!


Memes,  Funny Jesus Quotes,  Jesus Humor,  
    
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How can I grab the wheel

If u dont have a car?
How can I grab the wheel

If u dont have a car?


Memes,  Funny Jesus Quotes,  Funny Jesus Sayings,  
    
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No, not ratchetness

I said righteousness
No, not ratchetness

I said righteousness


Memes,  Ratchetness,  Funny Jesus,  
    
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when people around me start talkin bout , alcol, and sex, i'm just like

let me tell y'all about jesus..
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Sl: When people are grinding at school dances
when people around me start talkin bout , alcol, and sex, i'm just like

let me tell y'all about jesus..


Meme,  Will Smith Meme,  
    
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