Funny Christian Sayings

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*Hears a noise in the middle of the night*

Me:
*Hears a noise in the middle of the night*

Me:


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"runneth up "

tu doth not want these hands.
"runneth up "

tu doth not want these hands.


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And thus sayeth the Lord,

"Two for flinching."
And thus sayeth the Lord,

"Two for flinching."


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When God closes a door, He opens a window. If the window is locked, then obviously youve done something really horrible.
When God closes a door, He opens a window. If the window is locked, then obviously youve done something really horrible.

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when she don't wanna be a freaknomo...

bussit4jesus
when she don't wanna be a freaknomo...

bussit4jesus


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I hope Santa brings you all the gift cards you want this year.
I hope Santa brings you all the gift cards you want this year.

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This is what the souls of John and Ted look like...

He said it's not spiritual abuse if it makes us better Christians.
This is what the souls of John and Ted look like...

He said it's not spiritual abuse if it makes us better Christians.


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Jesus paid it all!!!


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Satan called

He wants his weather back
Satan called

He wants his weather back


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"Forgive us our debts as we forgive those who call to harass us about our debts..."
"Forgive us our debts as we forgive those who call to harass us about our debts..."

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And then he said, "We came from monkeys."
And then he said, "We came from monkeys."

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Friend makes deviled eggs

Prays for their salvation
Friend makes deviled eggs

Prays for their salvation


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Church folk be like

Date ankle
Church folk be like

Date ankle


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Unlike Chick Fil A we are open on Sundays
Unlike Chick Fil A we are open on Sundays

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Choose the bread of life or you are toast
Choose the bread of life or you are toast

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