Funny Christmas Jokes Quotes

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Hey let’s give each other Christmas quotes this Christmas instead of gifts. I’m giving everyone my opinions. I mean why not? They are so very inexpensive and they bring warmness to your heart when you get to deliver the gifts via mail, in person or even the social media. It’s a gift that keeps on giving.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny Christmas jokes quotes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We're always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
I hope y'all got a iPhone for Christmas

I'm tired of looking at these bootleg emojis
I hope y'all got a iPhone for Christmas

I'm tired of looking at these bootleg emojis


Memes,  Emoji Meme,  Iphone Vs Samsung,  
    
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Jesus is up in heaven like "Yaaassssssss thank you for the birthday love!"
Jesus is up in heaven like "Yaaassssssss thank you for the birthday love!"

Memes,  Funny Jesus Photos,  
    
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Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle...
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle...

Memes,  Funny Xmas Jokes,  
    
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The three "F's" of Christmas

Faith, family, and facial hair! 

Merry Christmas
The three "F's" of Christmas

Faith, family, and facial hair!

Merry Christmas


Duck Dynasty Meme (theme),  Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  
    
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it says here you've been hating all year

you ain't gettin  for christmas
it says here you've been hating all year

you ain't gettin for christmas


Funny Jokes,  Xmas Jokes,  Jokes About Haters,  
    
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naughty children

only get  for christmas
naughty children

only get for christmas


Memes,  Mean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Thank goodness you're home....

...The Christmas tree fainted
Thank goodness you're home....

...The Christmas tree fainted


Memes,  Funny Dog Quotes,  
    
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You're getting clothes and a bible for Christmas
Santa saw your Instagram pictures

You're getting clothes and a bible for Christmas


Funny Jokes,  Funny Santa Sayings,  Instagram Funny,  
    
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got that  a svel for christmas

es love digging up old ...
got that a svel for christmas

es love digging up old ...


Memes,  Rude Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Rockin' around the Christmas tree

Memes,  Christmas Puns,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  
    
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it's good we don't fit in.

it means we're not les.
it's good we don't fit in.

it means we're not les.


Memes,  Reindeer Jokes For Christmas,  Good Xmas Jokes,  
    
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I don't allow my girl to celebrate Christmas

I'm all the gift she needs
I don't allow my girl to celebrate Christmas

I'm all the gift she needs


Memes,  My Girl Not Allowed Jokes,  Jealous Girl Meme,  
    
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can i just ask santa for wine?
can i just ask santa for wine?

Funny Quotes,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  Santa Humor,  
    
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even the deer is like

dafuq???
even the deer is like

dafuq???


Memes,  Redneck Christmas Jokes,  One Liner Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Look at all the gifts

I'm not gonna give for Christmas
Look at all the gifts

I'm not gonna give for Christmas


Funny Jokes,  Mean Christmas Jokes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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