Funny Christmas Jokes

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Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?

Santa Jaws
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?

Santa Jaws


Jaws Jokes,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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How I'm dealing with reality

After the long holiday weekend
How I'm dealing with reality

After the long holiday weekend


Memes,  Holiday Jokes,  Holiday Humor,  
    
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putting your selfie at the top of your christmas tree because you're a in star
putting your selfie at the top of your christmas tree because you're a in star

Memes,  Kanye West Funny,  Christmas Tree Meme,  
    
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Your family giving you a hard time this year. Don't get pissed and walk out, walk over to the popcorn variety bucket and pull out the divider.
Your family giving you a hard time this year. Don't get pissed and walk out, walk over to the popcorn variety bucket and pull out the divider.

Memes,  Popcorn Meme,  Best Family Jokes,  
    
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when someone asks why i'm not in the christmas spirit

i'm broke, . i'm broke.
when someone asks why i'm not in the christmas spirit

i'm broke, . i'm broke.


Memes,  Dave Chapelle Jokes,  
    
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When you're ready for Christmas but still have exams
When you're ready for Christmas but still have exams

Memes,  Funny Costumes,  Exam Memes,  
    
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When ur in the Christmas spirit but see someone flirting with bae
When ur in the Christmas spirit but see someone flirting with bae

Memes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Heaven

Heaven who?

Heaven seen you since last Christmas!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Heaven

Heaven who?

Heaven seen you since last Christmas!


Heaven Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

.... Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

.... Hanna partridge in a pear tree!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Christmas Carol Jokes,  
    
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That moment when you realize you're about to spend Christmas bae-less.
That moment when you realize you're about to spend Christmas bae-less.

Memes,  The Face You Make (theme),  That Moment When,  
    
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s/o out to all the last minute christmas sppers

b*tching and complaining about standing in a long  line
s/o out to all the last minute christmas sppers

b*tching and complaining about standing in a long line


Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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4 falling birds...

3 dead squirrels...

2 chew toys...

And a long leak on a short tree
4 falling birds...

3 dead squirrels...

2 chew toys...

And a long leak on a short tree


Funny Jokes,  12 Days Of Christmas Joke,  
    
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Sleigh my name
Sleigh my name
Sleigh my name
Sleigh my name


Funny Pictures,  Funny Pictures Of Beyonce,  Christmas Puns,  
    
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Frosty! 
Nooooooo!!!
Frosty!
Nooooooo!!!


Funny Pictures,  Santa Comics,  Snowman Comics,  
    
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When you give your girl the Christmas gift you bought her but you remember you forgot to take off the price tag.
When you give your girl the Christmas gift you bought her but you remember you forgot to take off the price tag.

Funny Jokes,  Ti Jokes,  
    
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