Funny Christmas One Liners

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my girl wanted a dog for christmas so i cheated on her
my girl wanted a dog for christmas so i cheated on her

Funny Jokes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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auntie: don't you have enough presents?

me: don't you have enough baby daddies? #christmasclapback
auntie: don't you have enough presents?

me: don't you have enough baby daddies? #christmasclapback


Christmas Clap Back,  Mean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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# when u wake up before you parents & they not getting up so u sit in front of the tree like
# when u wake up before you parents & they not getting up so u sit in front of the tree like

Christmas Tree Memes,  Funny Family Christmas Pictures  
    
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*Puts selfie on top of Christmas tree bc I am the star*
*Puts selfie on top of Christmas tree bc I am the star*

Funny Jokes,  Selfie Jokes,  
    
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What if the song "White Christmas"

Isn't about snow and is just about being racist?
What if the song "White Christmas"

Isn't about snow and is just about being racist?


Racist Christmas Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  Song Jokes,  
    
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Laxatives in the cookies again?
Laxatives in the cookies again?

Memes,  Poop Jokes List,  
    
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bout time to open tse wallets...

and let me take credit!
bout time to open tse wallets...

and let me take credit!


Memes,  Christmas One Liners,  
    
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Opened Xmas light box from last year

Every string still works
Opened Xmas light box from last year

Every string still works


Memes,  Success Kid (theme),  Funny Xmas Sayings,  
    
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all i want for christmas is enough alcol to get me through christmas.
all i want for christmas is enough alcol to get me through christmas.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Xmas Wishes,  
    
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Got tired of the cats knocking my Christmas trees down, they haven't bothered the Christmas cactus.
Got tired of the cats knocking my Christmas trees down, they haven't bothered the Christmas cactus.

Memes,  Funny Christmas Pranks,  
    
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 this 

you're all getting giftcards
this

you're all getting giftcards


Memes,  Funny Christmas Sayings,  
    
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the more kids you have, the more you want to drink after visiting santa.
the more kids you have, the more you want to drink after visiting santa.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Adult Christmas Jokes,  Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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I must be the popular mom

All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga shorts for Xmas
I must be the popular mom

All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga shorts for Xmas


Memes,  Funny Xmas Jokes,  Funny Adult Christmas Jokes,  
    
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I hope Santa brings you all the gift cards you want this year.
I hope Santa brings you all the gift cards you want this year.

Funny Ecards,  Best Santa Jokes,  
    
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I put up Xmas lights

Now your power is out
I put up Xmas lights

Now your power is out


Memes,  Chuck Norris Christmas Jokes,  Funny Xmas Jokes,  
    
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