Funny Christmas Quotes

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Merry Christmas

To the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse
Merry Christmas

To the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse


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When your boss asks "so you're just going to sit around and do nothing this week because it's Christmas?"

You're God damn right
When your boss asks "so you're just going to sit around and do nothing this week because it's Christmas?"

You're God damn right


Memes,  Funny Christmas Sayings,  Joke On Boss,  
    
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Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.

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I've waited 365 days to post this

Happy "Christmas Eve" Eve.
I've waited 365 days to post this

Happy "Christmas Eve" Eve.


Memes,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  Christmas Eve Meme,  
    
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merry christmas

motherer
merry christmas

motherer


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this weather so ed up..

imma  around and have a cookout for christmas..
this weather so ed up..

imma around and have a cookout for christmas..


Funny Jokes,  Weather Jokes,  Jokes For 2015,  
    
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it's beginning to look a lot like  this.
it's beginning to look a lot like this.

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There are 12 days of Christmas

None of which are in bloody November
There are 12 days of Christmas

None of which are in bloody November


12 Days Of Christmas Jokes,  November Memes,  Jokes About Christmas,  
    
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don't go broke christmas spping for a  that ain't yours
don't go broke christmas spping for a that ain't yours

Funny Jokes,  
    
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Hey Christmas, wait your turn.

Sincerely, Thanksgiving.
Hey Christmas, wait your turn.

Sincerely, Thanksgiving.


Memes,  Short Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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It's November 1st... 

We're officially allowed to talk about Christmas
It's November 1st...

We're officially allowed to talk about Christmas


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Laaaz chreesmas I gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju game it awaaaay
Laaaz chreesmas I gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju game it awaaaay

Memes,  Broken Heart Jokes,  Funny Heartbreak Quotes,  
    
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Don't get your hopes up Santa knows where you've been on the internet
Don't get your hopes up Santa knows where you've been on the internet

Funny Jokes,  Funny Xmas Quotes,  Funny Santa Quotes,  
    
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christmas is here

now you can open something besides your legs
christmas is here

now you can open something besides your legs


Memes,  Best Christmas Jokes Ever,  
    
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Only thwee dayth

Until Cwithmith
Only thwee dayth

Until Cwithmith


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