Funny Christmas Quotes

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Mariah Carey beginning with "I don't want a lot for Christmas" and then revealing she wants "you" is such a good burn
Mariah Carey beginning with "I don't want a lot for Christmas" and then revealing she wants "you" is such a good burn

Memes,  Christmas Carol Jokes,  Christmas Clap Back,  
    
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I hate when people ask me if I'm all ready for Christmas. No Susan. I'm not even ready for today.
I hate when people ask me if I'm all ready for Christmas. No Susan. I'm not even ready for today.

Memes,  Christmas Holiday Jokes,  Christmas Humor,  
    
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How tf is Christmas net week and December started 3 days ago.
How tf is Christmas net week and December started 3 days ago.

Memes,  December Jokes,  Funny Xmas Sayings,  
    
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Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard. What do y'all like besides other girls pictures?
Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard. What do y'all like besides other girls pictures?

Memes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  
    
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i can't wait to start saying " it, it's christmas" fancy a drink tonight? " it, it's christmas" eat five packs of biscuits? " it, it's christmas" third night getting ed in a row? " it, it's christmas"
i can't wait to start saying " it, it's christmas"

fancy a drink tonight? " it, it's christmas"

eat five packs of biscuits? " it, it's christmas"

third night getting ed in a row? " it, it's christmas"

Memes,  Funny Xmas Sayings,  Funny Christmas Sayings,  
    
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Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Memes,  Christmas Carol Jokes,  
    
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if anyone is christmas spping for me i wear a size 7 grams in
if anyone is christmas spping for me i wear a size 7 grams in

Memes,  Funny Xmas Sayings,  
    
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Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says "from mom and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside
Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says "from mom and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside

Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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Merry Christmas To the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse
Merry Christmas

To the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse

Memes,  Merry Christmas Meme,  Funny Christmas Sayings,  
    
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When your boss asks "so you're just going to sit around and do nothing this week because it's Christmas?" You're God damn right
When your boss asks "so you're just going to sit around and do nothing this week because it's Christmas?"

You're God damn right

Memes,  Funny Christmas Sayings,  Joke On Boss,  
    
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Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.

Memes,  Instagram Funny Jokes,  
    
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I've waited 365 days to post this Happy "Christmas Eve" Eve.
I've waited 365 days to post this

Happy "Christmas Eve" Eve.

Memes,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  Christmas Eve Meme,  
    
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merry christmas motherer
merry christmas

motherer

Memes,  Merry Christmas Meme,  
    
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this weather so ed up.. imma around and have a cookout for christmas..
this weather so ed up..

imma around and have a cookout for christmas..

Funny Jokes,  Weather Jokes,  Jokes For 2015,  
    
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it's beginning to look a lot like this.
it's beginning to look a lot like this.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Stuff To Say,  
    
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