Funny Christmas Sayings

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There's a saying for almost everything especially holidays like Christmas so we have gathered the most hilarious funny christmas sayings that we could find and we have added them here to this section. You will find humorous sayings such as, "If you think it looks like a drunk person wrapped these gifts, it's because one did." , a meme of a girl that looks exactly like the grinch that stole christmas that says "my bae stole my heart" and a meme with Adolf Hitler that says, "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

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i can't wait to start saying " it, it's christmas"

fancy a drink tonight? " it, it's christmas"

eat five packs of biscuits? " it, it's christmas"

third night getting ed in a row? " it, it's christmas"
i can't wait to start saying " it, it's christmas"

fancy a drink tonight? " it, it's christmas"

eat five packs of biscuits? " it, it's christmas"

third night getting ed in a row? " it, it's christmas"


Memes,  Funny Xmas Sayings,  
    
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If you see me bumpin to Christmas music already just remember it cost $0 to worry about yourself
If you see me bumpin to Christmas music already just remember it cost $0 to worry about yourself

Memes,  Nosey People Jokes,  
    
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"we're so proud and love all of our children equally...except allison,  allison."
"we're so proud and love all of our children equally...except allison, allison."

Memes,  Best Xmas Jokes,  
    
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When the cashier says Happy Holidays even though you celebrate Christmas, but it's ok because you know other people celebrate different holidays and you respect that
When the cashier says Happy Holidays even though you celebrate Christmas, but it's ok because you know other people celebrate different holidays and you respect that

Memes,  Cashier Meme,  Happy Holidays Meme,  
    
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"sure wish i had a bae to spend christmas with"
"sure wish i had a bae to spend christmas with"

Memes,  Advice Jokes,  Funny Holiday Quotes,  
    
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Silent Niiight
Sellin Whiiiite
Ain't no crosss
Issa Kniiiifeeee
Silent Niiight
Sellin Whiiiite
Ain't no crosss
Issa Kniiiifeeee


Memes,  Rapper Meme,  
    
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Go ahead, tell me one more time

It's too early for Christmas set up
Go ahead, tell me one more time

It's too early for Christmas set up


Memes,  Funny Holiday Sayings,  
    
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Is y'all merry... or is y'all jolly?
Is y'all merry... or is y'all jolly?

Memes,  Birdman Memes,  
    
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Merry Christmas

To the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse
Merry Christmas

To the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse


Memes,  Merry Christmas Meme,  
    
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When your boss asks "so you're just going to sit around and do nothing this week because it's Christmas?"

You're God damn right
When your boss asks "so you're just going to sit around and do nothing this week because it's Christmas?"

You're God damn right


Memes,  Joke On Boss,  
    
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Rob Kardashian: It'll be nice Christmas with the whole family together.

Blac Chyna:
Rob Kardashian: It'll be nice Christmas with the whole family together.

Blac Chyna:


Memes,  Rob Kardashian Meme,  Blac Chyna Meme,  
    
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christmas can suck this !!!
christmas can suck this !!!

Kenny Powers Meme,  
    
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All I want for Christmas is someone to pay off my student loan
All I want for Christmas is someone to pay off my student loan

Memes,  Student Loan Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you

Merry Christmas?
What if I told you

Merry Christmas?


Merry Christmas Meme,  What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  
    
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Happy holidays?

Unimpressed. Merry Christmas.
Happy holidays?

Unimpressed. Merry Christmas.


Happy Holidays Meme,  Mckayla Not Impressed Meme,  
    
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