"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
Christmas is such a joyful holiday and full of so many puns, clichés and cheesy sayings. The jokes can honestly mean the jokes write themselves. There’s always something about hearing “the nutcracker” that makes me both cringe and laugh all at the same time.
Have you tried the one where you put mistletoe on your belt, and ask someone to kiss you under the mistletoe? Oh it’s just me?
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I noticed you say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays