Funny Christmas Slogans

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Funny christmas slogans"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
Christmas is such a joyful holiday and full of so many puns, clichés and cheesy sayings. The jokes can honestly mean the jokes write themselves. There’s always something about hearing “the nutcracker” that makes me both cringe and laugh all at the same time.

Have you tried the one where you put mistletoe on your belt, and ask someone to kiss you under the mistletoe? Oh it’s just me?

We have the best collection of funny Christmas slogans on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
I noticed you say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays

I also like to live dangerously
I noticed you say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays

I also like to live dangerously


Memes,  Happy Holidays Meme,  Merry Christmas Meme,  
    
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It's the most wonderful time of the year. Or, as it's known on facebook, "guess who got engaged now?!"
It's the most wonderful time of the year. Or, as it's known on facebook, "guess who got engaged now?!"

Christian Jokes On Marriage,  Funny Engagement Sayings,  
    
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it's beginning to look a lot like  this.
it's beginning to look a lot like this.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  Funny Stuff To Say,  
    
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Nothing says Christmas like burning a child's wish
Nothing says Christmas like burning a child's wish

Memes,  Funny Sarcastic Sayings,  
    
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don't go broke christmas spping for a  that ain't yours
don't go broke christmas spping for a that ain't yours

Funny Jokes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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All I want for Christmas is you(r money)
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All I want for Christmas is you(r money)

Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes,  Best Christmas Joke,  
    
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All I want for Christmas

Is Poot
All I want for Christmas

Is Poot


Memes,  Demi Lovato Jokes,  
    
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all i want for christmas is .
all i want for christmas is .

Funny Quotes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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One simply does not know

How many kids saw mommy kissing Santa
One simply does not know

How many kids saw mommy kissing Santa


Memes,  Santa Jokes,  
    
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Mentally I am ready for Christmas, financially I am not ready for Christmas
Mentally I am ready for Christmas, financially I am not ready for Christmas

Funny Quotes,  One Liner Christmas Jokes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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Merry elfin Christmas
Merry elfin Christmas

Funny Quotes,  Funny Xmas Quotes,  Christmas Puns,  
    
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Stay jolly my friends

Ho ho ho
Stay jolly my friends

Ho ho ho


Memes,  Funny Christmas Sayings,  Dos Equis Meme (theme),  
    
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Keep calm

And make it to Christmas break
Keep calm

And make it to Christmas break


Funny Quotes,  Christmas Jokes Kids,  Funny Vacation Sayings,  
    
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Christmas trees

Are awesome!
Christmas trees

Are awesome!


Memes,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  Christmas Kids Jokes,  
    
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