Funny Church Sayings

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first of all biiiiiitch, u don't even wanna know what ya man said in confessions last week, so take a seat.
first of all biiiiiitch, u don't even wanna know what ya man said in confessions last week, so take a seat.

Memes,  Pope Meme,  
    
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Preacher: I'm not gonna hold y'all long

Member: Take ta time pastor

Me:

Oh no baby what! is you doing???
Preacher: I'm not gonna hold y'all long

Member: Take ta time pastor

Me:

Oh no baby what! is you doing???


Memes,  Pastor Jokes,  
    
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"Whoever wrote the song 'Easy Like Sunday Morning' didn't take his kids to church on a regular basis."
"Whoever wrote the song 'Easy Like Sunday Morning' didn't take his kids to church on a regular basis."

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Funny Sunday Quotes,  
    
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Hey girl

The way you go to church twice on Palm Sunday is really hot
Hey girl

The way you go to church twice on Palm Sunday is really hot


Palm Sunday Meme,  Hey Girl (theme),  
    
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Church Zone Thou Shalt Not Speed.
Church Zone Thou Shalt Not Speed.

Funny Speeding Signs,  Funny Church Signs,  
    
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It's Sunday

That means Joel Osteen wants his money
It's Sunday

That means Joel Osteen wants his money


Joel Osteen Jokes,  Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Sunday Jokes Quotes,  
    
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You know you're lutheran when

You hear "may the force be with you" and respond "and also with you!"
You know you're lutheran when

You hear "may the force be with you" and respond "and also with you!"


Lutheran Jokes,  Funny Star Wars Quotes,  Best Religious Jokes,  
    
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I don't always nail things to church doors

But when I do, stuff starts to happen.
I don't always nail things to church doors

But when I do, stuff starts to happen.


Lutheran Jokes,  Religion Jokes  
    
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Congratulations 

Now you're lutheran
Congratulations

Now you're lutheran


Lutheran Jokes,  Funny Congratulations Quotes,  
    
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The only part of the Christmas service I participated in were the hyms

And that's just because I like to sing
The only part of the Christmas service I participated in were the hyms

And that's just because I like to sing


Christmas Jokes For Church,  Confession Bear Meme,  Singing Jokes,  
    
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this award goes to the biggest  of my congregation kim davis the most promiscuous follower of my church.
this award goes to the biggest of my congregation kim davis the most promiscuous follower of my church.

Memes,  Kim Davis Meme,  Awards Jokes,  
    
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turn to your neighbor and say "neighbor? is it because a  handsome and wealthy?"
turn to your neighbor and say "neighbor? is it because a handsome and wealthy?"

Memes,  Best Black People Jokes Ever,  
    
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Puhraise Jesusss
Puhraise Jesusss

Memes,  Church Humor,  
    
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How church fold let you know you've officially been cut off in 2015

Hey stranger. Love u and miss u

Hello. Thanks & be blessed.
How church fold let you know you've officially been cut off in 2015

Hey stranger. Love u and miss u

Hello. Thanks & be blessed.


Memes,  Sms Jokes Funny Text Messages,  
    
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When you're not sure about their salvation

And they're about to lay hands on you
When you're not sure about their salvation

And they're about to lay hands on you


Memes,  Baby Funny Pictures,  Baby Memes,  
    
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