Funny Clean Christmas Jokes

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When people tell you that you can't listen to Christmas music until after Thanksgiving
When people tell you that you can't listen to Christmas music until after Thanksgiving

Memes,  Funny Music Jokes,  Holiday And Special Days Jokes,  
    
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Me the rest of the year vs me during December
Me the rest of the year vs me during December

Memes,  Funny Beyonce Meme,  December Jokes,  
    
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Happy New Year! 

Wait, sorry, it's Christmas
Happy New Year!

Wait, sorry, it's Christmas


Memes,  Steve Harvey Jokes,  Best Short Jokes Of 2015,  
    
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"Good morning, you're getting a Christmas bonus" 

"No, wait... Fired. It says, you're getting fired!"
"Good morning, you're getting a Christmas bonus"

"No, wait... Fired. It says, you're getting fired!"


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Me: what do you want for Christmas?

Friends: no I'm not gonna tell you cause I want a surprise

Me:

The surprise is that you're getting anything at all!
Me: what do you want for Christmas?

Friends: no I'm not gonna tell you cause I want a surprise

Me:

The surprise is that you're getting anything at all!


Memes,  Funny Jokes For Christmas,  
    
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I don't always meet at the church building for life group

But when I do, it's to support the Christmas program
I don't always meet at the church building for life group

But when I do, it's to support the Christmas program


Christmas Jokes For Church,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Mistletoe.

Mistletoe who?

How can I kiss you I'm outside!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Mistletoe.

Mistletoe who?

How can I kiss you I'm outside!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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When you see someone working on Christmas Day
When you see someone working on Christmas Day

Memes,  Funny Holiday Sayings,  
    
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Selfie on top of the Christmas tree bc Im a star
Selfie on top of the Christmas tree bc Im a star

Memes,  Holiday Meme,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  
    
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Oh Great you're here!

The tree just fainted!
Oh Great you're here!

The tree just fainted!


Memes,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  Bad Dog Jokes,  
    
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How you feel

Coming down stairs on Christmas Morning!
How you feel

Coming down stairs on Christmas Morning!


Memes,  Meek Mill Meme,  Christmas Meme,  
    
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After Santa eats all the cookies

At every house he be like

I got 

Diabeetus
After Santa eats all the cookies

At every house he be like

I got

Diabeetus


Memes,  Health Jokes,  Cookie Memes,  
    
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Sleigh my name
Sleigh my name
Sleigh my name
Sleigh my name


Funny Pictures,  Funny Pictures Of Beyonce,  Christmas Puns,  
    
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Dear Santa, 
Is it too late to be good?
Dear Santa,
Is it too late to be good?


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes Humor,  Kids Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Current status? 

Feel Xmas-awesome!
Current status?

Feel Xmas-awesome!


Funny Jokes,  Kids Christmas Jokes,  
    
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