Funny Clean One Liners

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Reading The Odyssey... Only took one year!
Reading The Odyssey...

Only took one year!

Odyssey Jokes,  Success Kid Meme (theme),  Cheesy Cute Jokes,  
    
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A big benefit of tall people is that you don't need to come downstairs to shake their hand. You can do it right from the balcony.
A big benefit of tall people is that you don't need to come downstairs to shake their hand. You can do it right from the balcony.

Tall People Insults,  Tall Person Jokes,  Best Funny Quotes,  
    
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First snow of the year And everyone loses their minds
First snow of the year

And everyone loses their minds

Everyone Loses Their Minds,  Funny Snow Sayings,  Winter Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When it comes to telling a joke opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes
When it comes to telling a joke opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes

Opportunity Jokes,  Really Bad Jokes,  Kids Jokes Of The Day,  
    
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I'm happy to report that I've done a full investigation of myself, and cleared myself of any wrongdoing!
I'm happy to report that I've done a full investigation of myself, and cleared myself of any wrongdoing!

Funny Jokes,  Hillary Clinton Meme,  Great Jokes Of The Day,  
    
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Soon as you wake up, life and responsibilites be looking at you like
Soon as you wake up, life and responsibilites be looking at you like

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Empire Meme,  
    
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"Do you miss me?"
"Do you miss me?"

Memes,  Drake Meme,  Funny Laughing Images,  
    
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When I see a spider
When I see a spider

Memes,  Scared Of Spider Jokes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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Would you say you had a dominant or recessive character Gene therapy
Would you say you had a dominant or recessive character

Gene therapy

Funny Jokes,  Gene Jokes,  Best Science Jokes,  
    
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I don't want to leave my house. Everyone is so stupid out there.
I don't want to leave my house. Everyone is so stupid out there.

Funny Ecards,  Get Funny Jokes,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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When I misspell a word so badly that there are no replacement suggestions the sense of shame follows me all day.
When I misspell a word so badly that there are no replacement suggestions the sense of shame follows me all day.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Spelling Jokes,  Funny Tweets,  
    
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Family members: "You're so beautiful darling I bet the boys are all over you!" Me: Where dey at doe?
Family members: "You're so beautiful darling I bet the boys are all over you!"

Me: Where dey at doe?

Funny Jokes,  Beauty Jokes,  Family Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you wake up early in the morning and sit on your bed like..
When you wake up early in the morning and sit on your bed like..

Funny Jokes,  Funny Good Morning Pictures,  Funniest Jokes Of 2014,  
    
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Q: How do you steal an Ethiopian's breakfast? A: Pick his nose before he wakes up.
Q: How do you steal an Ethiopian's breakfast?

A: Pick his nose before he wakes up.

Funny Jokes,  Ethiopian Jokes,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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Real expressions of girls at a party
Real expressions of girls at a party

Meme,  Punjabi Funny Jokes,  Short Party Jokes,  
    
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