Funny Clever Quotes

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When I'm walking down the street and I realise I have to turn around and go the opposite way I say "oh yeah" out loud so I don't look weird
When I'm walking down the street and I realise I have to turn around and go the opposite way I say "oh yeah" out loud so I don't look weird

Memes,  Forgetful Jokes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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-Mom, I broke the lamp

+Why?

-Because nobody shines brighter than me
-Mom, I broke the lamp

+Why?

-Because nobody shines brighter than me


Memes,  Funny Cool Sayings,  Light Puns,  
    
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First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. Your an orangutan.
First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. Your an orangutan.

Chimp Jokes,  Monkey Puns,  
    
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i. did. not. have. textual. relations. with. that. server.
i. did. not. have. textual. relations. with. that. server.

Memes,  Hilary Clinton Memes,  
    
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I just stood outside and charged ppl 3$ to enter. I didn't even know who's party it was.
I just stood outside and charged ppl 3$ to enter. I didn't even know who's party it was.

Memes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  Funny Money Images,  
    
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mua aint nothing 'impossible'

the word its self is telling me 'im possible'
mua aint nothing 'impossible'

the word its self is telling me 'im possible'


Memes,  Funny Famous Quotes,  
    
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Pure Comedy: 15 Funniest Church Signs
pictures of funny church signs

Lol,  Funny Church Signs,  Funny Church Sayings,  
    
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Great wedding gift idea..

Spooning since 2002
Great wedding gift idea..

Spooning since 2002


Funny Pictures,  Wedding One Liners,  
    
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Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste

It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

And I am still Asian
Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste

It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

And I am still Asian


Funny Jokes,  Funny Asian Quotes,  Joke Asian,  
    
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"The early bird gets the worm...

Moral: Sleep in late, worms."
"The early bird gets the worm...

Moral: Sleep in late, worms."


Funny Quotes,  Famous Funny Quotes About Life,  
    
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"Old age is fifteen years old than I am."
"Old age is fifteen years old than I am."

Funny Quotes,  Funny Age Quotes,  Old Age One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left

Funny Quotes,  Funny Wise Quotes,  
    
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Any negativity that comes to you today should be returned to sender.
Any negativity that comes to you today should be returned to sender.

Funny Short Quotes,  Inspirational Messages  
    
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I used to think drinkin' was bad. So I stopped thinkin'.
I used to think drinkin' was bad. So I stopped thinkin'.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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Preventing childhood obesity is as easy

As taking candy from a baby
Preventing childhood obesity is as easy

As taking candy from a baby


Memes,  Obesity Jokes,  
    
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