Funny Clever Quotes

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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.
Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.


Memes,  Name Puns,  
    
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If my bf says I'm not going then I'm not goin

to be in the pictures
If my bf says I'm not going then I'm not goin

to be in the pictures


Memes,  Witty One Liner Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Girlfriend,  
    
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When I'm walking down the street and I realise I have to turn around and go the opposite way I say "oh yeah" out loud so I don't look weird
When I'm walking down the street and I realise I have to turn around and go the opposite way I say "oh yeah" out loud so I don't look weird

Memes,  Forgetful Jokes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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-Mom, I broke the lamp

+Why?

-Because nobody shines brighter than me
-Mom, I broke the lamp

+Why?

-Because nobody shines brighter than me


Memes,  Funny Cool Sayings,  Light Puns,  
    
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First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. Your an orangutan.
First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. Your an orangutan.

Chimp Jokes,  Monkey Puns,  
    
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i. did. not. have. textual. relations. with. that. server.
i. did. not. have. textual. relations. with. that. server.

Memes,  Hilary Clinton Memes,  
    
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I just stood outside and charged ppl 3$ to enter. I didn't even know who's party it was.
I just stood outside and charged ppl 3$ to enter. I didn't even know who's party it was.

Memes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  Funny Money Images,  
    
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mua aint nothing 'impossible'

the word its self is telling me 'im possible'
mua aint nothing 'impossible'

the word its self is telling me 'im possible'


Memes,  Funny Famous Quotes,  
    
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Pure Comedy: 15 Funniest Church Signs
pictures of funny church signs

Lol,  Funny Church Signs,  Funny Church Sayings,  
    
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Great wedding gift idea..

Spooning since 2002
Great wedding gift idea..

Spooning since 2002


Funny Pictures,  Wedding One Liners,  
    
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Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste

It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

And I am still Asian
Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste

It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

And I am still Asian


Funny Jokes,  Funny Asian Quotes,  Joke Asian,  
    
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"The early bird gets the worm...

Moral: Sleep in late, worms."
"The early bird gets the worm...

Moral: Sleep in late, worms."


Funny Quotes,  Famous Funny Quotes About Life,  
    
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"Old age is fifteen years old than I am."
"Old age is fifteen years old than I am."

Funny Quotes,  Funny Age Quotes,  Old Age One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left

Funny Quotes,  Funny Wise Quotes,  
    
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Any negativity that comes to you today should be returned to sender.
Any negativity that comes to you today should be returned to sender.

Funny Short Quotes,  Inspirational Messages  
    
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