Funny Clever Sayings

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Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' I told her na I'm hungry for success looooool
Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' I told her na I'm hungry for success looooool

Memes,  Funny Success Quotes,  Hungry Jokes,  
    
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I don't procrastinate. I wait until the last minute to do things because I will be older and therefore wiser
KAPPITS (2)
Predestination: Lol
Predestination: When you find out youre not predestined
I don't procrastinate. I wait until the last minute to do things because I will be older and therefore wiser

Memes,  Kermit Memes,  Funny Procrastination Quotes,  
    
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If you ever miss 4/20 just wait until 4/22 because 4/22 is 4/20 too
If you ever miss 4/20 just wait until 4/22 because 4/22 is 4/20 too

Memes,  April Jokes,  420 Jokes,  
    
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This dude is doing online dating right
This dude is doing online dating right

Memes,  Online Dating Jokes,  Funny Tinder,  
    
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If you open a furniture store and don't name it this, what are you even doing with your life?
If you open a furniture store and don't name it this, what are you even doing with your life?

Memes,  Funny Store Signs,  Furniture Jokes,  
    
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That's a nice ham you got there. Be a shame if someone put an 's' in front of it and an 'e' behind it.
That's a nice ham you got there. Be a shame if someone put an 's' in front of it and an 'e' behind it.

Memes,  Ham Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  
    
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My dad handed me this and said, "Looks like he barked up the wrong tree."
My dad handed me this and said, "Looks like he barked up the wrong tree."

Memes,  Jokes About Dogs,  Tree Puns,  
    
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If your girl looks like this, she's a keeper
If your girl looks like this, she's a keeper

Memes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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Same lil home.. Same.
Same lil home.. Same.

Memes,  Nap Jokes,  Cute Puns,  
    
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"Hey there, my name is Brad but you ca call me 'Brad and Boujee'. Haha, just kidding girl what's up
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hhuu: ghhhh
hhuu: hhhggu
hhuu: jjjjjjy
"Hey there, my name is Brad but you ca call me 'Brad and Boujee'. Haha, just kidding girl what's up

Memes,  Black Chat Up Lines,  Rap Puns,  
    
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Interviewer: Why should we hire you?

Me: The real questions is why should I allow you to hire me.

Interviewer: *Whispers* Can he do that?

Me:
Interviewer: Why should we hire you?

Me: The real questions is why should I allow you to hire me.

Interviewer: *Whispers* Can he do that?

Me:


Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  Future Memes,  
    
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Employer: Show me your resume

Guy: Pff you're not the boss of me

Employer: Oh yeah? You're hired

Guy: See you Monday
Employer: Show me your resume

Guy: Pff you're not the boss of me

Employer: Oh yeah? You're hired

Guy: See you Monday


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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interviewer: describe yourself in one word

me: hired

interviewer: (under breath) ly  can he do that?
interviewer: describe yourself in one word

me: hired

interviewer: (under breath) ly can he do that?


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Best Meme Ever,  
    
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Please enter your pin
Please enter your pin

Sewing Puns,  Very Funny Images,  
    
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pros and cons of boys:

con: they're s

pro: their s
pros and cons of boys:

con: they're s

pro: their s


Funny Jokes,  
    
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