Funny Coffee Quotes

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In this section we have added the most popular viral funny coffee quotes, memes and jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here. Here at kappit.com you will be able to find screenshots, photos and panels of the effects of those caffeine commissures with context and captioned statements sometimes one liners about having to use sweet n low.

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"What do you need to be happy in life?"

More expresso

Less depresso
"What do you need to be happy in life?"

More expresso

Less depresso


Memes,  Happiness Jokes,  
    
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her: (ok, don't let him know you're a e)

me: so what do you take with your coffee 

her:
her: (ok, don't let him know you're a e)

me: so what do you take with your coffee

her:


Memes,  First Date Jokes,  
    
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Cop: Ok sir I need you to gently blow on the end of this tube right here. 

Man: Am I being breathalyzed

Cop: No I just spilled hot coffee all over myself and need help cooling my dick off
Cop: Ok sir I need you to gently blow on the end of this tube right here.

Man: Am I being breathalyzed

Cop: No I just spilled hot coffee all over myself and need help cooling my dick off


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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Coffee: 

Because Tuesday happens every week!
Coffee:

Because Tuesday happens every week!


Funny Tuesday Quotes,  Tuesday Morning Jokes,  
    
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It's Tuesday

The toughest decision to make

Cappuccino or Latte
It's Tuesday

The toughest decision to make

Cappuccino or Latte


Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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That coffee nearly put hair on my chest
That coffee nearly put hair on my chest

Coffee Joke,  Chest Hair Jokes,  
    
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Namaste away from me until I've had my coffee
Namaste away from me until I've had my coffee

Funny Jokes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
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I run entirely on caffeine and anger.
I run entirely on caffeine and anger.

Funny Jokes,  Coffee Jokes,  
    
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i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.
i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  Daily Funny Thoughts,  
    
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Heats up coffee 

Forgets about it sitting right next to him
Heats up coffee

Forgets about it sitting right next to him


Add Jokes,  Jokes About Adhd,  Adhd Jokes,  
    
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I Love

The smell of coffee & hair products in the morning
I Love

The smell of coffee & hair products in the morning


Coffee Humor,  Salon Jokes,  
    
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i like my men like i like my coffee

nowhere near my ina
i like my men like i like my coffee

nowhere near my ina


I Hate Men Jokes,  Coffee Humor,  
    
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on fridays i prefer

my espresso in a

martini
on fridays i prefer

my espresso in a

martini


Funny Drinking Sayings,  Funny Friday,  
    
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but first, champagne.

i mean coffee, it's monday.
but first, champagne.

i mean coffee, it's monday.


Funny Jokes,  Coffee Humor,  
    
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