Funny Coffee Quotes

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In this section we have added the most popular viral funny coffee quotes, memes and jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here. Here at kappit.com you will be able to find screenshots, photos and panels of the effects of those caffeine commissures with context and captioned statements sometimes one liners about having to use sweet n low.

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Starbucks employee: "Hi-" Cusromer: "Hi can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato, with breast milk freshly squeezed by the barista herself, can I get it upside down, spun around, double blended and thrown at my car at exactly 65 degrees Celsius with only 4 pieced of ice!!?!!
Starbucks employee: "Hi-"

Cusromer: "Hi can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato, with breast milk freshly squeezed by the barista herself, can I get it upside down, spun around, double blended and thrown at my car at exactly 65 degrees Celsius with only 4 pieced of ice!!?!!

Memes,  Starbucks Jokes,  
    
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Just to be clear: I never *don't* want iced coffee There has never been a bad time for iced coffee I will never be displeased by receiving iced coffee At no point in my life will I ever say "no thank you, I don't want iced coffee."
Just to be clear:

I never *don't* want iced coffee

There has never been a bad time for iced coffee

I will never be displeased by receiving iced coffee

At no point in my life will I ever say "no thank you, I don't want iced coffee."

Memes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
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Ordering an iced coffee is like a game... Are you gonna get a super bitter watery coffee? An overly sweet coffee with too much ice??? Or will you get lucky and get one that's made just right?????? Nobody knows
Ordering an iced coffee is like a game... Are you gonna get a super bitter watery coffee? An overly sweet coffee with too much ice??? Or will you get lucky and get one that's made just right?????? Nobody knows

Memes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
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Upset - Iced coffee Weak - Iced coffee Lonely - Iced coffee Sinned - Iced coffee Worried - Iced coffee Anxious - Iced coffee Unhappy - Iced coffee In danger - Iced coffee Lack of faith - Iced coffee Need courage - Iced coffee
Upset - Iced coffee
Weak - Iced coffee
Lonely - Iced coffee
Sinned - Iced coffee
Worried - Iced coffee
Anxious - Iced coffee
Unhappy - Iced coffee
In danger - Iced coffee
Lack of faith - Iced coffee
Need courage - Iced coffee

Memes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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"What do you need to be happy in life?" More expresso Less depresso
"What do you need to be happy in life?"

More expresso

Less depresso

Memes,  Happiness Jokes,  
    
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her: (ok, don't let him know you're a e) me: so what do you take with your coffee her:
her: (ok, don't let him know you're a e)

me: so what do you take with your coffee

her:

Memes,  First Date Jokes,  
    
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Cop: Ok sir I need you to gently blow on the end of this tube right here. Man: Am I being breathalyzed Cop: No I just spilled hot coffee all over myself and need help cooling my dick off
Cop: Ok sir I need you to gently blow on the end of this tube right here.

Man: Am I being breathalyzed

Cop: No I just spilled hot coffee all over myself and need help cooling my dick off

Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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Coffee: Because Tuesday happens every week!
Coffee:

Because Tuesday happens every week!

Funny Tuesday Quotes,  Tuesday Morning Jokes,  
    
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It's Tuesday The toughest decision to make Cappuccino or Latte
It's Tuesday

The toughest decision to make

Cappuccino or Latte

Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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That coffee nearly put hair on my chest
That coffee nearly put hair on my chest

Coffee Joke,  Chest Hair Jokes,  
    
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Namaste away from me until I've had my coffee
Namaste away from me until I've had my coffee

Funny Jokes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
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I run entirely on caffeine and anger.
I run entirely on caffeine and anger.

Funny Jokes,  Coffee Jokes,  
    
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i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.
i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  Daily Funny Thoughts,  
    
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Heats up coffee Forgets about it sitting right next to him
Heats up coffee

Forgets about it sitting right next to him

Add Jokes,  Jokes About Adhd,  Adhd Jokes,  
    
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But First Coffee.
But

First

Coffee.

Funny Coffee Images,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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