Funny Coffee Sayings

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Starbucks employee: "Hi-"

Cusromer: "Hi can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato, with breast milk freshly squeezed by the barista herself, can I get it upside down, spun around, double blended and thrown at my car at exactly 65 degrees Celsius with only 4 pieced of ice!!?!!
Starbucks employee: "Hi-"

Cusromer: "Hi can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato, with breast milk freshly squeezed by the barista herself, can I get it upside down, spun around, double blended and thrown at my car at exactly 65 degrees Celsius with only 4 pieced of ice!!?!!


Memes,  Starbucks Jokes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later

My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast
Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later

My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast


Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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Ice coffee should be cheaper that the same sized hot coffee because like half of what you're paying for is literally ice thank you for coming to my ted talk
Ice coffee should be cheaper that the same sized hot coffee because like half of what you're paying for is literally ice thank you for coming to my ted talk

Memes,  Ice Jokes,  
    
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Just to be clear: 

I never *don't* want iced coffee

There has never been a bad time for iced coffee

I will never be displeased by receiving iced coffee

At no point in my life will I ever say "no thank you, I don't want iced coffee."
Just to be clear:

I never *don't* want iced coffee

There has never been a bad time for iced coffee

I will never be displeased by receiving iced coffee

At no point in my life will I ever say "no thank you, I don't want iced coffee."


Memes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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people be like "can i get a caramel macchiato with 7 expresso sts" like   just do coke already
people be like "can i get a caramel macchiato with 7 expresso sts" like just do coke already

Memes,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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My blood is probably 80% coffee at this point
My blood is probably 80% coffee at this point

Memes,  Funny Relatable Quotes,  
    
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Ordering an iced coffee is like a game... Are you gonna get a super bitter watery coffee? An overly sweet coffee with too much ice??? Or will you get lucky and get one that's made just right?????? Nobody knows
Ordering an iced coffee is like a game... Are you gonna get a super bitter watery coffee? An overly sweet coffee with too much ice??? Or will you get lucky and get one that's made just right?????? Nobody knows

Memes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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Me: Venti iced coffee please

Barista: Iced? It's freezing out!

Me: Yeah well the inside of my mouth is the same temperature year round
Me: Venti iced coffee please

Barista: Iced? It's freezing out!

Me: Yeah well the inside of my mouth is the same temperature year round


Memes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  Starbucks Meme,  
    
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I'll have two shots of expresso please.

You only get one shot!
I'll have two shots of expresso please.

You only get one shot!


Memes,  Coffee Puns,  Funny Rap Quotes,  
    
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It's coffee and I need some Tuesday.

Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early.
It's coffee and I need some Tuesday.

Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early.


Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  
    
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Just swinging by to make sure everyone has their coffee!

Happy Tuesday.
Just swinging by to make sure everyone has their coffee!

Happy Tuesday.


Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Frozen Meme,  
    
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A real prince brings coffee
KAPPITS (1)
Coffee: Snow whure
A real prince brings coffee

Memes,  Funny Disney Images,  Prince Jokes,  
    
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can i get aids from my ethiopian coffee?
can i get aids from my ethiopian coffee?

Jokes About Aids,  Ethiopian Racist Jokes,  
    
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Namaste away from me until I've had my coffee
Namaste away from me until I've had my coffee

Funny Jokes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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May your Monday be short.

And your coffee be strong!
May your Monday be short.

And your coffee be strong!


Monday Jokes,  Coffee Joke,  
    
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