Funny Coffee Sayings

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Me: Venti iced coffee please Barista: Iced? It's freezing out! Me: Yeah well the inside of my mouth is the same temperature year round
Me: Venti iced coffee please

Barista: Iced? It's freezing out!

Me: Yeah well the inside of my mouth is the same temperature year round

Memes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  Starbucks Meme,  
    
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I'll have two shots of expresso please. You only get one shot!
I'll have two shots of expresso please.

You only get one shot!

Memes,  Coffee Puns,  Funny Rap Quotes,  
    
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It's coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early.
It's coffee and I need some Tuesday.

Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early.

Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  
    
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Just swinging by to make sure everyone has their coffee! Happy Tuesday.
Just swinging by to make sure everyone has their coffee!

Happy Tuesday.

Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Frozen Meme,  
    
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A real prince brings coffee
A real prince brings coffee

Memes,  Funny Disney Images,  Prince Jokes,  
    
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can i get aids from my ethiopian coffee?
can i get aids from my ethiopian coffee?

Jokes About Aids,  Ethiopian Racist Jokes,  
    
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Namaste away from me until I've had my coffee
Namaste away from me until I've had my coffee

Funny Jokes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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May your Monday be short. And your coffee be strong!
May your Monday be short.

And your coffee be strong!

Monday Jokes,  Coffee Joke,  
    
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"you can ing do this." -coffee
"you can ing do this."

-coffee

Coffee Jokes,  Coffee Humor,  
    
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Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's caffeine?!
Maybe she's born with it?

Maybe it's caffeine?!

Morning Humor,  Funny Quotes For Women,  
    
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Here coffee coffee coffee!!!!
Here coffee coffee coffee!!!!

Coffee Humor,  Coffee Jokes,  
    
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Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Coffee Jokes,  
    
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If you'd like to meet up for coffee or brunch this weekend, That would be great
If you'd like to meet up for coffee or brunch this weekend,

That would be great

Brunch Jokes,  Funny Weekend Sayings,  
    
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How did we run out of coffee?!?! We're Lutherans! !
How did we run out of coffee?!?!

We're Lutherans! !

Lutheran Jokes,  Coffee Meme  
    
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Is it just me, or does coffee taste better on Friday mornings?
Is it just me, or does coffee taste better on Friday mornings?

Funny Friday,  Coffee Joke,  
    
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