Funny Coffee Sayings

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Ah yes iced coffee

The most important meal of the day

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Starbucks employee: "Hi-"

Cusromer: "Hi can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato, with breast milk freshly squeezed by the barista herself, can I get it upside down, spun around, double blended and thrown at my car at exactly 65 degrees Celsius with only 4 pieced of ice!!?!!

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Memes, Starbucks Jokes, Funny Coffee Quotes,

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Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later

My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

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Ice coffee should be cheaper that the same sized hot coffee because like half of what you're paying for is literally ice thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Memes, Ice Jokes,

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Just to be clear:

I never *don't* want iced coffee

There has never been a bad time for iced coffee

I will never be displeased by receiving iced coffee

At no point in my life will I ever say "no thank you, I don't want iced coffee."

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people be like "can i get a caramel macchiato with 7 expresso sts" like just do coke already

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Memes, Cocaine Jokes,

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My blood is probably 80% coffee at this point

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Ordering an iced coffee is like a game... Are you gonna get a super bitter watery coffee? An overly sweet coffee with too much ice??? Or will you get lucky and get one that's made just right?????? Nobody knows

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