Funny Coffee Sayings

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between coffee and , it seems like the wle point of colombia is to wake the rest of the world up.
between coffee and , it seems like the wle point of colombia is to wake the rest of the world up.

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Me (not caffeinated): anxious Me (caffeinated): anxious but faster
Me (not caffeinated): anxious

Me (caffeinated): anxious but faster

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Iced (and I can't stress this enough) coffee
Iced (and I can't stress this enough) coffee

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Ah yes iced coffee The most important meal of the day
Ah yes iced coffee

The most important meal of the day

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Starbucks employee: "Hi-" Cusromer: "Hi can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato, with breast milk freshly squeezed by the barista herself, can I get it upside down, spun around, double blended and thrown at my car at exactly 65 degrees Celsius with only 4 pieced of ice!!?!!
Starbucks employee: "Hi-"

Cusromer: "Hi can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato, with breast milk freshly squeezed by the barista herself, can I get it upside down, spun around, double blended and thrown at my car at exactly 65 degrees Celsius with only 4 pieced of ice!!?!!

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Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast
Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later

My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

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Ice coffee should be cheaper that the same sized hot coffee because like half of what you're paying for is literally ice thank you for coming to my ted talk
Ice coffee should be cheaper that the same sized hot coffee because like half of what you're paying for is literally ice thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Just to be clear: I never *don't* want iced coffee There has never been a bad time for iced coffee I will never be displeased by receiving iced coffee At no point in my life will I ever say "no thank you, I don't want iced coffee."
Just to be clear:

I never *don't* want iced coffee

There has never been a bad time for iced coffee

I will never be displeased by receiving iced coffee

At no point in my life will I ever say "no thank you, I don't want iced coffee."

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people be like "can i get a caramel macchiato with 7 expresso sts" like just do coke already
people be like "can i get a caramel macchiato with 7 expresso sts" like just do coke already

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My blood is probably 80% coffee at this point
My blood is probably 80% coffee at this point

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Ordering an iced coffee is like a game... Are you gonna get a super bitter watery coffee? An overly sweet coffee with too much ice??? Or will you get lucky and get one that's made just right?????? Nobody knows
Ordering an iced coffee is like a game... Are you gonna get a super bitter watery coffee? An overly sweet coffee with too much ice??? Or will you get lucky and get one that's made just right?????? Nobody knows

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Me: Venti iced coffee please Barista: Iced? It's freezing out! Me: Yeah well the inside of my mouth is the same temperature year round
Me: Venti iced coffee please

Barista: Iced? It's freezing out!

Me: Yeah well the inside of my mouth is the same temperature year round

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I'll have two shots of expresso please. You only get one shot!
I'll have two shots of expresso please.

You only get one shot!

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It's coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early.
It's coffee and I need some Tuesday.

Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early.

Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  
    
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Just swinging by to make sure everyone has their coffee! Happy Tuesday.
Just swinging by to make sure everyone has their coffee!

Happy Tuesday.

Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Frozen Meme,  
    
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