Funny College Quotes

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I wish, I wish, w/ all my heart that I can get through this semester without falling apart
I wish, I wish, w/ all my heart that I can get through this semester without falling apart

Memes,  Student Life Jokes,  
    
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Currently petting my leg hair bc we're not allowed to have pets in the dorms
Currently petting my leg hair bc we're not allowed to have pets in the dorms

Dorm Jokes,  Hair Jokes,  Pet Jokes,  
    
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you didn't get into law scol 

because affirmative action took your "spot"
you didn't get into law scol

because affirmative action took your "spot"


Affirmative Action Jokes,  College Joke,  Dr Evil Meme (theme),  
    
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Welcome to AP physics

Where common sense doesn't apply and your opinion doesn't matter
Welcome to AP physics

Where common sense doesn't apply and your opinion doesn't matter


Funny Physics Posters,  Funny Physics Quotes,  Physics Jokes One Liners,  
    
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 you physics

you can suck my
you physics

you can suck my


Movie One Liners,  Physics Humor,  Physics Jokes,  
    
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A Wisconsin woman recently got a high school diploma at the age of 103, and said she is now considering going to college. Friends are recommending a two-year college.
A Wisconsin woman recently got a high school diploma at the age of 103, and said she is now considering going to college. Friends are recommending a two-year college.

Diploma Jokes,  College Jokes In English,  
    
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Shut up and 

Give me my diploma
Shut up and

Give me my diploma


Diploma Jokes,  Shut Up Jokes,  Fry From Futurama Meme (theme),  
    
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Wait

You mean this isn't you're only class?
Wait

You mean this isn't you're only class?


Professor Meme,  Short College Jokes,  
    
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Come on it's not rocket science

It is
Come on it's not rocket science

It is


Professor Meme,  Engineering Professor Meme (theme),  College Is A Joke,  
    
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The best thing about graduation is realizing that the commencement address is the last boring lecture youll ever have to listen to in school.
The best thing about graduation is realizing that the commencement address is the last boring lecture youll ever have to listen to in school.

Graduation Speech Jokes,  Funny School Quotes,  
    
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 Remember the first rule of graduation news coverage. If you're the one who is so nervous, you take a deep breath and suck your tassel right up your nose, you're the one whose picture they'll use in the graduation story.
Remember the first rule of graduation news coverage. If you're the one who is so nervous, you take a deep breath and suck your tassel right up your nose, you're the one whose picture they'll use in the graduation story.

Graduation Speech Jokes,  Graduation Jokes One Liners,  
    
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asu

can suck my
asu

can suck my


Arizona State Jokes,  
    
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My favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
My favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test

Studying Jokes,  Crying Jokes,  Jokes About School For Kids,  
    
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Me at this point in the semester
Me at this point in the semester

Memes,  College Jokes,  School And College Jokes,  
    
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college is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane
college is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane

Funny Jokes,  College Joke,  College Funny Jokes,  
    
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