Funny Comparison Jokes

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Do you feel like playing a game? How about joining us for one of our favorite games here at Kappit? Drum Roll Please! Let’s play the comparison game! Yay! Who wore it better? How the girl you met in the club looks like a 10 but when you see her outside the club she looks like the Cookie Monster outside the club.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny comparison jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Joining a cult

Pros:

Free haircut
Cool outfits
Easy to make friends

Cons:
?
Joining a cult

Pros:

Free haircut
Cool outfits
Easy to make friends

Cons:
?


Memes,  Culture Jokes,  Random Jokes,  
    
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Conan O'Brian looks like a grown up Skut Farkus (the bully from A Christmas Story)
Conan O'Brian looks like a grown up Skut Farkus (the bully from A Christmas Story)

Memes,  Conan Obrian Jokes,  Celebrity Look Alike,  
    
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Me on social media vs. when you bump into me at Walmart
Me on social media vs. when you bump into me at Walmart

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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Should I see #Aquaman if I haven't seen the first one yet?
Should I see #Aquaman if I haven't seen the first one yet?

Memes,  Super Hero Memes,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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1994

2019
1994

2019


Memes,  Funny Lion King,  
    
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Girls these days at 2 vs. me when I was 2
Girls these days at 2 vs. me when I was 2

Memes,  Sarcastic Humor,  
    
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Who got necks?
Who got necks?

Memes,  Neck Man Meme,  
    
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when you finally catch the  w stole your neck
when you finally catch the w stole your neck

Memes,  Neck Man Meme,  When You Meme,  
    
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So a British manufacturer created an Idris Elba doll. It is selling for over $1,000 US dollars. What do you think?
So a British manufacturer created an Idris Elba doll. It is selling for over $1,000 US dollars. What do you think?

Memes,  Barbie Doll Jokes,  Toy Jokes,  
    
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When she is your gf vs. when she becomes your wife.

How her parents treated her vs how you treat her.
When she is your gf vs. when she becomes your wife.

How her parents treated her vs how you treat her.


Memes,  Wife Insult Jokes,  
    
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Male country songs:
I got my truck, my beer, my dog

Female country songs:
I am going to kill my husband.
Male country songs:
I got my truck, my beer, my dog

Female country songs:
I am going to kill my husband.


Memes,  Country Music Jokes,  Male Vs Female Jokes,  
    
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Me on October 31st vs me on November 1st
Me on October 31st vs me on November 1st

Memes,  Mariah Carey Jokes,  
    
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Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, INstagram, and linkedin

It's not even ok how accurate this is.
Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, INstagram, and linkedin

It's not even ok how accurate this is.


Memes,  Social Media Jokes,  Social Network Jokes,  
    
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Me at 18 years old vs me now
Me at 18 years old vs me now

Memes,  Funny Dog Memes,  
    
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