Funny Comparison Jokes

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Do you feel like playing a game? How about joining us for one of our favorite games here at Kappit? Drum Roll Please! Let’s play the comparison game! Yay! Who wore it better? How the girl you met in the club looks like a 10 but when you see her outside the club she looks like the Cookie Monster outside the club.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny comparison jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
How a normal person tells a story

How I tell a story
How a normal person tells a story

How I tell a story


Memes,  Story Jokes,  
    
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Girl ( who is an 11/10): *looks in mirror* I look like a potato

Me (an ugly boy): *looks in mirror with finger pistols* that's one handsome fucking man right there
Girl ( who is an 11/10): *looks in mirror* I look like a potato

Me (an ugly boy): *looks in mirror with finger pistols* that's one handsome fucking man right there


Memes,  Confidence Jokes,  
    
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8 year olds haircuts now vs my haircut when I was 8
8 year olds haircuts now vs my haircut when I was 8

Memes,  Haircut Jokes,  
    
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This is the imbalance Thanos was talking about
This is the imbalance Thanos was talking about

Memes,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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Anytime I see someone wearing Apple Earpods
Anytime I see someone wearing Apple Earpods

Memes,  Tech Humor,  Funny Movie Memes,  
    
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what's the bigger flex?

the 64 pack easily. i was coloring with colors  never heard of.
what's the bigger flex?

the 64 pack easily. i was coloring with colors never heard of.


Memes,  Color Jokes,  
    
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"The weather cold so I'll take a warm shower"

Men

Women
"The weather cold so I'll take a warm shower"

Men

Women


Memes,  Shower Memes,  Boy Vs Girl Jokes,  
    
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John Cena is slowly turning into Ernest.....
John Cena is slowly turning into Ernest.....

Memes,  Celebrity Lookalike,  
    
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Pitbulls are just land seals
Pitbulls are just land seals

Memes,  Seal Meme,  
    
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1992

2018
1992

2018


Memes,  Neck Man Meme,  
    
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Disney:

Anime:
Disney:

Anime:


Memes,  Disney Movie Jokes,  
    
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Me before & after Christmas
Me before & after Christmas

Memes,  Weight Joke,  Before And After,  
    
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your bestie on social media vs your bestie in real life
your bestie on social media vs your bestie in real life

Memes,  Bff Meme,  Thot Jokes,  
    
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Joining a cult

Pros:

Free haircut
Cool outfits
Easy to make friends

Cons:
?
Joining a cult

Pros:

Free haircut
Cool outfits
Easy to make friends

Cons:
?


Memes,  Culture Jokes,  Random Jokes,  
    
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Conan O'Brian looks like a grown up Skut Farkus (the bully from A Christmas Story)
Conan O'Brian looks like a grown up Skut Farkus (the bully from A Christmas Story)

Memes,  Conan Obrian Jokes,  Celebrity Look Alike,  
    
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