Funny Condom Slogans

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Here we have added funny condom slogans. Some are funny, others are relatable but all real. Like the image of the Air Jordan logo that says if they were branded on condoms then people would actually put them on. Then there's the line about when a guy is trying to hit a female raw and he says, "don't worry I'm clean tho". The funniest meme on this page might be the condom wrapper with an image of Darth Vadar that says, "I will not be your father". As funny as these slogans are they are all beyond real.

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steak & 

say it with a condom
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steak &

say it with a condom


Funny Pictures,  Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  
    
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always wear a condom

some of these  out here got a  that can burn a dvd
always wear a condom

some of these out here got a that can burn a dvd


Memes,  Dvd Jokes,  Funny Std Memes,  
    
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magnum

yes, that's the face you'll be making later.
magnum

yes, that's the face you'll be making later.


Memes,  Magnum Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  
    
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where the condoms got their name
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where the condoms got their name


Memes,  Magnum Jokes,  Actor Jokes,  
    
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the back door is nature's condom 

go green girls
the back door is nature's condom

go green girls


Funny Jokes,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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 be trying to hit it raw like "nah i aint got a condom but dont worry im clean t"
be trying to hit it raw like "nah i aint got a condom but dont worry im clean t"

Memes,  Aids Jokes,  
    
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yeah condoms are cheaper than abortions but changing my number cheaper than condoms.
yeah condoms are cheaper than abortions but changing my number cheaper than condoms.

Funny Jokes,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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w to get a white girl
w to get a white girl

Memes,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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prevent natural disasters
prevent natural disasters

Memes,  Durex Jokes,  
    
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wen yu hug a tt
wen yu hug a tt

Memes,  
    
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too t outside to be wearing condoms...
too t outside to be wearing condoms...

Memes,  Funny Gross Facts,  
    
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IPhone covers are like condoms. You don't want to, but you kind of have to.
IPhone covers are like condoms. You don't want to, but you kind of have to.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Condoms Slogans,  
    
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if this were on condoms

maybe  would actually wear them
if this were on condoms

maybe would actually wear them


Meme,  
    
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i will not be your father
i will not be your father

Condom Jokes,  You Are Not The Father Jokes,  
    
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j&d's 

bacon condoms

make your meat, look like meat
j&d's

bacon condoms

make your meat, look like meat


Funny Pictures,  
    
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