Funny Cooking Quotes

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i spat my drink out when i saw this
i spat my drink out when i saw this

Memes,  Guy Fieri Meme,  Ayesha Curry Memes,  
    
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{Cooking show} "Next, you'll dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children..."
{Cooking show} "Next, you'll dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children..."

Memes,  Funny Food Quotes,  
    
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The shark is so under cooked

I can still hear the Jaws theme
The shark is so under cooked

I can still hear the Jaws theme


Jaws Jokes,  Funny Music Jokes,  Gordon Ramsay Meme (theme),  
    
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the  you cook could make a starving ethiopian's head explode!
the you cook could make a starving ethiopian's head explode!

Ethiopian Racist Jokes,  Meanest Insults,  
    
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You understand this was just business.
You understand this was just business.

Funny Gangster Quotes,  Turkey Joke,  
    
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I'm gonna make him

An omlette he can't refuse
I'm gonna make him

An omlette he can't refuse


Mobster Jokes,  Food Puns,  Fat People Meme,  
    
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I like crack

-ing eggs to make omelets for Sunday brunch
I like crack

-ing eggs to make omelets for Sunday brunch


Brunch Jokes,  Successful Black Man Memes,  
    
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This Pork is so raw

It's still singing 'Hakuna Matata'
This Pork is so raw

It's still singing 'Hakuna Matata'


Gordon Ramsay Funny,  Gordon Ramsay Meme (theme),  
    
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God won't send you a husband until you learn how to cook.
God won't send you a husband until you learn how to cook.

Memes,  God Jokes,  God Jokes One Liners,  
    
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you cook, i will drink wine
you cook, i will drink wine

Wine Humor,  Wine Jokes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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All my life I had to cook

But I ain't cooking on Christmas!
All my life I had to cook

But I ain't cooking on Christmas!


Memes,  Funny Adult Christmas Jokes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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a dog that barks

is not cooked enough
a dog that barks

is not cooked enough


Memes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  Funny Confucius Sayings,  
    
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some of them meals you no cooking es be posting be looking like a t plate of bacteria & rice
some of them meals you no cooking es be posting be looking like a t plate of bacteria & rice

Funny Jokes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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this chicken is so black it just offered me a mixtape
this chicken is so black it just offered me a mixtape

Memes,  Racist Black Joke,  Funniest Black Jokes In The World,  
    
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