Funny Cooking Sayings

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What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend
What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend

Memes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, "I like it well done." I said, "Thanks. That means a lot."
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, "I like it well done." I said, "Thanks. That means a lot."

Memes,  Steak Jokes,  
    
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Do I have to unbury Hitler so he can show you how a fucking oven works?!?!
Do I have to unbury Hitler so he can show you how a fucking oven works?!?!

Memes,  Gordon Ramsay Funny,  Hitler Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Rain drop
drop top
Chihuahua fell into the sauce pot
Rain drop
drop top
Chihuahua fell into the sauce pot


Memes,  Funny Rap Lyrics,  Chihuahua Jokes,  
    
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Cooking my girl spag eddie. Toe tap flea
Cooking my girl spag eddie. Toe tap flea

Memes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  
    
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Joe: "We should take all the seasoning, not like they'll have the cooks use them anyway"

Barack: "Joe-"

Joe: "I'll grab the Lawry's"
Joe: "We should take all the seasoning, not like they'll have the cooks use them anyway"

Barack: "Joe-"

Joe: "I'll grab the Lawry's"


Memes,  Funny Stereotypes,  
    
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Chicken permission 

Yea ok

Sure go ahead
Chicken permission

Yea ok

Sure go ahead


Memes,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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mom: see all that air and steam. that's where the flavor comes from.

girl: why don;t we add some seasoning?

mom: why don't we add some shut the  up and close the lid.
mom: see all that air and steam. that's where the flavor comes from.

girl: why don;t we add some seasoning?

mom: why don't we add some shut the up and close the lid.


Memes,  Funny Mom Quotes,  
    
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"Tell Ayesha to cook me up something sweet"
"Tell Ayesha to cook me up something sweet"

Memes,  Ayesha Curry Memes,  Lebron James Meme,  
    
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- that's it son..just put it in the bowl. now whip that werk like ur serving the wle block!
- that's it son..just put it in the bowl. now whip that werk like ur serving the wle block!

Memes,  Best Captions For Photos,  
    
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When your mom says "You better eat while we here cause I'm not cooking or stopping or food"
When your mom says "You better eat while we here cause I'm not cooking or stopping or food"

Memes,  Bbq Meme,  
    
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Salt geoes in grits fam

Nah bruh it's sugar
Salt geoes in grits fam

Nah bruh it's sugar


Memes,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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Knows rotations

Better than some hosts
Knows rotations

Better than some hosts


Memes,  Restaurant Meme,  Cooking Puns,  
    
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Magnetic cookie dunker. We are getting closer to a world with no more war.
Magnetic cookie dunker. We are getting closer to a world with no more war.

Memes,  Funny Cool Images,  Cookie Memes,  
    
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Fieri

I'm in the kitchen, I'm a magician
Fieri

I'm in the kitchen, I'm a magician


Guy Fieri Meme,  Drake Funny,  
    
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