Funny Cooking Slogans

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I'm driving the bus to Flavor Town.
I'm driving the bus to Flavor Town.

Guy Fieri Meme,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  Bus Jokes,  
    
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How u gonna eat off a George Foreman grill b? How u gon make a burger on a another man grill? Like how u gonna explain that burger to ya son?
How u gonna eat off a George Foreman grill b? How u gon make a burger on a another man grill? Like how u gonna explain that burger to ya son?

Memes,  Current Jokes 2015,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  
    
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some of you es can't cook yo man just don't wanna hurt your feelings
some of you es can't cook yo man just don't wanna hurt your feelings

Funny Quotes,  Best Put Downs,  Put Downs,  
    
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it's messed up

you can accidentally make a baby 

but you can't 

accidentally make a pizza
it's messed up

you can accidentally make a baby

but you can't

accidentally make a pizza


Memes,  Pregnancy Memes,  Pregnancy Jokes,  
    
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When she cooks dinner for you for the first time & asks

"Do you like it?"
When she cooks dinner for you for the first time & asks

"Do you like it?"


Memes,  Funny Cooking Quotes,  
    
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George Foreman grills

Are tanning beds for food..
George Foreman grills

Are tanning beds for food..


Memes,  George Foreman Meme,  Funny Sayings About Food,  
    
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and  wonder why they

not wifey material
and wonder why they

not wifey material


Memes,  Cooking Fail,  
    
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I am such a good cook that even the smoke alarm hoots and hollers.
I am such a good cook that even the smoke alarm hoots and hollers.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Kitchen Sayings,  
    
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Watching the timer on the microwave so that you can open it really fast before it beeps.
Watching the timer on the microwave so that you can open it really fast before it beeps.

Relatable Posts,  Microwave Jokes,  
    
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen'.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen'.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Scientific Facts,  
    
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I swear Microwave minutes take longer than normal minutes.
I swear Microwave minutes take longer than normal minutes.

Relatable Posts,  Microwave Jokes,  
    
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The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook.
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Kitchen Quotes,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  
    
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Trying to complete a task before the microwave hits 00:00.
Trying to complete a task before the microwave hits 00:00.

Relatable Posts,  Microsoft Jokes,  Good Inside Jokes,  
    
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No stove? No problem
No stove? No problem

Funny Pictures,  Ghetto Jokes,  
    
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It is better to have burnt and lost, then never to have barbecued at all. 

-William Shakespeare
It is better to have burnt and lost, then never to have barbecued at all.

-William Shakespeare


Funny Jokes,  Barbeque Jokes,  Funny Bbq Slogans,  
    
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