Funny Cool Sayings

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-Mom, I broke the lamp +Why? -Because nobody shines brighter than me
-Mom, I broke the lamp

+Why?

-Because nobody shines brighter than me

Memes,  Light Puns,  
    
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They call me ranch cause I be dressing
They call me ranch cause I be dressing

Memes,  Dress-up Jokes,  
    
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Single and ready to flamingle.
Single and ready to flamingle.

Single Jokes,  Flamingo Jokes,  
    
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I mean muh-muh-my I'm like pelican fly
KAPPITS (2)
Some Meme: IDK
Some Meme: idk lol
I mean muh-muh-my

I'm like pelican fly

Memes,  Funny Rhyming Quotes,  Pelican Jokes,  
    
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It's better the be luck-y than good
It's better the be luck-y than good

Memes,  Andrew Luck Meme,  Good Luck Jokes,  
    
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KAPPITS (1)
bitch: fu
15 awesome Catchphrases To Use In Everyday Life
for best results, read these in your manliest, most gravelly voice (then dramatically put on and/or take off your shades).

Life,  Life,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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Its my day off Not my problem
KAPPITS (1)
Its my last working: not my problem
Its my day off

Not my problem

Meme,  Day Off Jokes,  Baby Funny Pictures,  
    
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saying "and " after anything will make it sound gangster. for example "i like to crochet and "
saying "and " after anything will make it sound gangster. for example "i like to crochet and "

Funny Quotes,  Ghetto Slang Words,  
    
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The smaller the pencil you had The cooler you were
The smaller the pencil you had

The cooler you were

Meme,  Pencil Jokes,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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I thought about what I did and realized whatever it is you need me to realize in order to justify your power trip.
I thought about what I did and realized whatever it is you need me to realize in order to justify your power trip.

Funny Ecards,  Best Short Joke,  Ego Jokes,  
    
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alcol may not be the answer, but it sure helps me forget the question.
alcol may not be the answer, but it sure helps me forget the question.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Alcohol Quotes,  
    
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let me file this under ' it'.
let me file this under ' it'.

Funny Ecards,  Top Best Jokes,  
    
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Don't try to win over the HATERS. You're not the Jackass Whisperer.
Don't try to win over the HATERS. You're not the Jackass Whisperer.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Hater Quotes,  
    
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yolo. my motto is fish. it happens.
yolo. my motto is fish. it happens.

Funny Quotes,  Yolo Jokes,  Jokes Movies,  
    
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keep calm i know i ed up but i ain't perfect
keep calm

i know i ed up but i ain't perfect

Meme,  Keep Calm Meme,  
    
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