Funny Cop Sayings

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officer: any drugs or alcol?

me: no

officer: i meant this weekend

me: oh  yeah

officer: (high fives me)
officer: any drugs or alcol?

me: no

officer: i meant this weekend

me: oh yeah

officer: (high fives me)


Memes,  Funny Police Sayings,  Weekend Jokes,  
    
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cop: know why i pulled you over?

man: cuz i ran over that meless guy?

cop: lmao no, where da  is your front license plate at t
cop: know why i pulled you over?

man: cuz i ran over that meless guy?

cop: lmao no, where da is your front license plate at t


Memes,  Funny Captions,  
    
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Cop: Out here poking moms huh?

Guy: What? You mean Pokemon/ It's a game

Cop: (losses it) a game!? What if it was your mom getting poked? You disgust me
Cop: Out here poking moms huh?

Guy: What? You mean Pokemon/ It's a game

Cop: (losses it) a game!? What if it was your mom getting poked? You disgust me


Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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cop: describe w ur looking for

lady: srt, energetic, yellow, cute

cop: ma'am this better not be a pokemon

lady: ...ability to attack with thunderbolt

cop: alright hands behind your back
cop: describe w ur looking for

lady: srt, energetic, yellow, cute

cop: ma'am this better not be a pokemon

lady: ...ability to attack with thunderbolt

cop: alright hands behind your back


Memes,  Arrested Jokes,  
    
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Cop: Ok sir I need you to gently blow on the end of this tube right here. 

Man: Am I being breathalyzed

Cop: No I just spilled hot coffee all over myself and need help cooling my dick off
Cop: Ok sir I need you to gently blow on the end of this tube right here.

Man: Am I being breathalyzed

Cop: No I just spilled hot coffee all over myself and need help cooling my dick off


Memes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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wife: im leaving u, stop acting like a cop

me: (talking into shirt) suspect is being a total 

wife: get out
wife: im leaving u, stop acting like a cop

me: (talking into shirt) suspect is being a total

wife: get out


Memes,  Funny Arguing Quotes,  
    
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[Pulled over]

Cop: Been partying tonight?

Me: No

Cop: Don't u have any friends?

Me: Yeah I just..

Cop: [Radios to partner] hey Jim this guys a loser lol
[Pulled over]

Cop: Been partying tonight?

Me: No

Cop: Don't u have any friends?

Me: Yeah I just..

Cop: [Radios to partner] hey Jim this guys a loser lol


Memes,  Loser Jokes,  
    
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Cop: Do u know why I pulled u over?

Guy: No why?

Cop: ...k

Guy: Please tell me

Cop: I'm fine

Guy: Ok then

Cop: I just think it's funny how..
Cop: Do u know why I pulled u over?

Guy: No why?

Cop: ...k

Guy: Please tell me

Cop: I'm fine

Guy: Ok then

Cop: I just think it's funny how..


Memes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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Lady: I Thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls

Cop: We don't. Sign here
Lady: I Thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls

Cop: We don't. Sign here


Memes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive
girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive


Memes,  Woman Driver Jokes,  
    
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officer: is there any  in the car, it smells like wee.

him: no sir.

officer: i just need like a gram or 2 t
officer: is there any in the car, it smells like wee.

him: no sir.

officer: i just need like a gram or 2 t


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woman: please don't ticket me, i'll do anything

cop: anything..?

woman: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn w to ing drive?
woman: please don't ticket me, i'll do anything

cop: anything..?

woman: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn w to ing drive?


Memes,  Funny Driving,  
    
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Cop: Am I pronouncing this right, PingPong?

Girl: its Lisa

Cop: Ok Sushi
KAPPITS (6)
asd: ffd
tash: ginger
rayray: am i pronouncing this right
rayray: rachael
jaerod: ddddsa dsa
jaerod: kush
Cop: Am I pronouncing this right, PingPong?

Girl: its Lisa

Cop: Ok Sushi


Memes,  Asian Name Jokes,  
    
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when you go in sprayin left and right but find out one of them was white
when you go in sprayin left and right but find out one of them was white

Memes,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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w cops would be if they didn't have tse in guns and badges...
w cops would be if they didn't have tse in guns and badges...

Memes,  Jokes About Cops,  
    
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