Funny Country Sayings

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I cross my heart, and promise to

Never rap to you
I cross my heart, and promise to

Never rap to you


Rap Jokes,  George Strait Meme,  
    
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Luke Bryan?

Never heard of her.
Luke Bryan?

Never heard of her.


Luke Bryan Meme,  Funny Diss Jokes,  
    
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save a rse

ride luke bryan
save a rse

ride luke bryan


Funny Horse Jokes,  Luke Bryan Jokes,  
    
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life is about kicking , not kissing it.
life is about kicking , not kissing it.

Life Jokes,  Funny Motivational Images,  
    
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Situationships

Lets just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact we are not together but have official emotions for each other
Situationships

Lets just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact we are not together but have official emotions for each other


Funny Quotes,  Silly Friendship Quotes,  
    
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Snapbacks and tattoos? No son, it's starched pants and nice boots.
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Snapbacks and tattoos? No son, it's starched pants and nice boots.

Memes,  Black Jokes For White People,  
    
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chicken pot pie

my 3 favorite things
chicken pot pie

my 3 favorite things


Memes,  Good Redneck Jokes,  Pot Jokes,  
    
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Some kings have crowns

Only one has a cowboy hat
Some kings have crowns

Only one has a cowboy hat


Memes,  King Jokes,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  
    
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If you're not God or George Strait

Take your boots off
If you're not God or George Strait

Take your boots off


Funny Jokes,  George Strait Meme,  Funny Country Signs,  
    
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Countryside is great, unless you want to buy anything go anywhere, do anything or see anyone.
Countryside is great, unless you want to buy anything go anywhere, do anything or see anyone.

Funny Jokes,  Jimmy Carr Jokes,  
    
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the mins groan may make her moan

but the powerstroke roar will make her beg for more!
the mins groan may make her moan

but the powerstroke roar will make her beg for more!


Memes,  Ford Powerstroke Jokes,  
    
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Because

Real country boys don't wear bowties
Because

Real country boys don't wear bowties


Memes,  
    
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Lifted trucks

Because women don't say check out that smart car
Lifted trucks

Because women don't say check out that smart car


Memes,  Funny Truck Sayings,  
    
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If your boots have never seen anything but country music concerts, you're probably from the city.
If your boots have never seen anything but country music concerts, you're probably from the city.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Sayings,  
    
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Cowboy wisdom:

A married cowboy who comes home with a stray hair on his collar better have a horse to match, or a fast one that doesn't.
Cowboy wisdom:

A married cowboy who comes home with a stray hair on his collar better have a horse to match, or a fast one that doesn't.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  
    
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