Funny Couple Quotes

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There are certain sayings that are common when it comes to couples and some of those quotes are pretty hilarious. Quotes like, “I wish I could tell my parents about you” in an interracial relationship or the “This could be us…” series.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best viral funny couple quotes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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My boyfriend: "Get off me, I'm not playing with you."

Me: But I love you."
My boyfriend: "Get off me, I'm not playing with you."

Me: But I love you."


Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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when you catch an atude and he says "shut up and bring that  here."
when you catch an atude and he says "shut up and bring that here."

Memes,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  
    
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him: jeez jessica w could you talk to our therapist about our sex life?! i give you an inch and you take a mile

her: in that case imma need 2 miles baby carrot
him: jeez jessica w could you talk to our therapist about our sex life?! i give you an inch and you take a mile

her: in that case imma need 2 miles baby carrot


Memes,  
    
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Him: This day is going great!

Her Should we bring up some petty shit from the past and ruin it?

Him: lol, ok
Him: This day is going great!

Her Should we bring up some petty shit from the past and ruin it?

Him: lol, ok


Memes,  Petty Memes,  
    
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-How about we go back to your place and do what other couples do?

-Sex?

-Nah, diving household chores and paying bills
-How about we go back to your place and do what other couples do?

-Sex?

-Nah, diving household chores and paying bills


Memes,  Sexy Humor,  Date Jokes,  
    
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him: babe

her : yeah hun

him : when i nut, can you keep sucking?

her : excuse me what?

him : i need you to keep sucking after i ing nut lol would be so sick
him: babe

her : yeah hun

him : when i nut, can you keep sucking?

her : excuse me what?

him : i need you to keep sucking after i ing nut lol would be so sick


Memes,  White People Be Like,  
    
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Memes,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  Call Ended Meme (theme),  
    
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"Babe all I did was like his pic"

You can't do that
"Babe all I did was like his pic"

You can't do that


Memes,  Social Media Problems,  Jealousy Jokes,  
    
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"I want a divorce, I'm sick of u quoting memes all day"

"When the whole squads on point"

"Ur not even making any sense"
"I want a divorce, I'm sick of u quoting memes all day"

"When the whole squads on point"

"Ur not even making any sense"


Memes,  Meme Jokes,  Funny Arguing Quotes,  
    
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"Honey where's all the cotton balls"

"I don't know"
"Honey where's all the cotton balls"

"I don't know"


Vape Memes,  Smoking Jokes,  Vaping Memes,  
    
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when you & bae both acting stubborn but wanna talk so bad

punk
when you & bae both acting stubborn but wanna talk so bad

punk



Memes,  Funny Relationship,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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"You're a strange couple."

"How?"

"He's shorter than you."
"You're a strange couple."

"How?"

"He's shorter than you."


Tall Jokes For Short People,  Jokes About Tall People,  Tall Person Jokes,  
    
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Let's go out for dinner. You pick the place. 

Nah, not there...  Or there... No,  I don't feel like that place either...
Let's go out for dinner. You pick the place.

Nah, not there... Or there... No, I don't feel like that place either...


Memes,  Cute Jokes To Tell Your Girlfriend,  Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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It all started when he asked me

To Netflix and chill
It all started when he asked me

To Netflix and chill


Memes,  Netflix And Chill,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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When your woman comes in the room holdin' your phone
When your woman comes in the room holdin' your phone

Memes,  Funny Couples Jokes,  
    
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