Funny Couples Jokes

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My bf bought some donuts and I took a bite out of every single one just to fuck with him but then he got mad about something else and I'm afraid when he sees the donuts he's gonna lose his shit lmao
My bf bought some donuts and I took a bite out of every single one just to fuck with him but then he got mad about something else and I'm afraid when he sees the donuts he's gonna lose his shit lmao

Memes,  Funny Story Jokes,  Donut Jokes,  
    
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him: no  tonight, i'm tired

her: no diiickkkkkkkk??
him: no tonight, i'm tired

her: no diiickkkkkkkk??


Memes,  
    
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Him: Stop playing babe I really gotta go

Me: Nooooooooo
Him: Stop playing babe I really gotta go

Me: Nooooooooo


Memes,  Cute Jokes For Boyfriend,  Cute Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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When she be hoggin all the covers but you got some for that
When she be hoggin all the covers but you got some for that

Memes,  Toe Jokes,  Funny Gross Pictures,  
    
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[This week on House Hunters]

Husband: I make sculptures our of wet cereal

Wife: I'm sell ornamental ferret pillows

Our budget is 860k
[This week on House Hunters]

Husband: I make sculptures our of wet cereal

Wife: I'm sell ornamental ferret pillows

Our budget is 860k


Memes,  Tv Show Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Some couples

Me:
Some couples

Me:


Memes,  Relationship Humor,  
    
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Couples costume idea
Couples costume idea

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Costume Jokes,  
    
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When you and your man show up wearing the same romper

Oh, crap. Well, one of us is gonna have to change.
When you and your man show up wearing the same romper

Oh, crap. Well, one of us is gonna have to change.


Memes,  Romper Meme,  Funny Family Guy Moments,  
    
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"When y'all been in a relationship for so long that y'all facial expressions start emulate each others...."
"When y'all been in a relationship for so long that y'all facial expressions start emulate each others...."

Memes,  Images Of Funny Faces,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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when you're both psyc and plotting petty  at the same  time
when you're both psyc and plotting petty at the same time

Memes,  Psycho Jokes,  
    
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 she looking at ?
she looking at ?

Memes,  Good Inside Jokes,  Wwe Memes,  
    
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When mad at you but you still have a good day.
When mad at you but you still have a good day.

Memes,  Funny Cat And Dog Jokes,  
    
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Them: you guys talk?

Us: no, why?
KAPPITS (1)
He: You like her
Them: you guys talk?

Us: no, why?


Memes,  Relationship Funny,  Lying Jokes,  
    
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Him; What's wrong?

Her: I went through ur phone...

Him: What?! What did u see?!

Her: I saw it...I saw that you're playing that Pokemon Go game
Him; What's wrong?

Her: I went through ur phone...

Him: What?! What did u see?!

Her: I saw it...I saw that you're playing that Pokemon Go game


Memes,  Smartphone Humor,  
    
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Reporter: How long have you been seeing each other?

Her: Seeing who?
Reporter: How long have you been seeing each other?

Her: Seeing who?


Memes,  John Cena Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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