Funny Cowboy Quotes

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wdy hehe w bout u 

mosey over to my lap
wdy hehe w bout u

mosey over to my lap


    
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Country Music Jokes,  
    
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"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."
"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

Ballerina Jokes,  Great Gay Jokes,  
    
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Some kings have crowns

Only one has a cowboy hat
Some kings have crowns

Only one has a cowboy hat


Memes,  King Jokes,  
    
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Cowboy butts drive me nuts
Cowboy butts drive me nuts

Funny Quotes,  Cowboy Insults,  
    
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I love them mud slingin' horse ridin' boot wearin' good lookin' hard workin' tractor drivin' cowboys
I love them mud slingin' horse ridin' boot wearin' good lookin' hard workin' tractor drivin' cowboys

Funny Quotes,  Funny Love Quotes For Him,  
    
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Forget a knight in shining armor I want a cowboy in wranglers
Forget a knight in shining armor I want a cowboy in wranglers

Funny Quotes,  Funny Flirty Sayings,  
    
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Cowboy's Logic

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out
Cowboy's Logic

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out


Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Signs,  
    
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Cowboy logic

If the gate's open, close it. Just make sure you're on the right side of it before you do.
Cowboy logic

If the gate's open, close it. Just make sure you're on the right side of it before you do.


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Demotivational Posters,  
    
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Don't flatter yourself cowboy...I was looking at your horse!
Don't flatter yourself cowboy...I was looking at your horse!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Horse Quotes,  
    
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Cowboys ain't made by boots and hats.

They're made by the man inside em that still respects his raising.
Cowboys ain't made by boots and hats.

They're made by the man inside em that still respects his raising.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Western Sayings,  
    
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Cowboy quote of the day

If you climb in the saddle be ready for the ride.
Cowboy quote of the day

If you climb in the saddle be ready for the ride.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Sayings,  
    
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Cowboy wisdom:

A married cowboy who comes home with a stray hair on his collar better have a horse to match, or a fast one that doesn't.
Cowboy wisdom:

A married cowboy who comes home with a stray hair on his collar better have a horse to match, or a fast one that doesn't.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  
    
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Country isn't cowboy boots and daisy dukes, it's a farmer's tan and calloused hands.
Country isn't cowboy boots and daisy dukes, it's a farmer's tan and calloused hands.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Country Quotes,  
    
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Maybe God just kinda likes cowboys and angels
Maybe God just kinda likes cowboys and angels

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Signs,  
    
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